I'm a bit more occupied than usual lately, so I'll have to let someone else take the reigns for this one.
I'll join in the game, thuogh.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"