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BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

In what represented a cautionary tale for terrorist teachers, and a cause of dark humor for ordinary Iraqis, a commander at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad unwittingly used a belt packed with explosives while conducting a demonstration early Monday for a group of militants, killing himself and 21 other members of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, army and police officials said.

Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.

Just last week a suicide bomber struck a popular falafel shop near the Ministry of Foreign Affairs here, killing several people. On Monday evening Raad Hashim, working the counter at a liquor store near the site of the attack, burst out laughing when he heard the news.
Those poor, poor people... :laughroll:
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I'm crying so hard I'm laughing... :( :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yeah...so very sad.

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Genius. Possible Darwin Award?
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McAvoy wrote:Genius. Possible Darwin Award?
Not nearly unusual enough for that - after the initial insurgency phase of the Troubles, almost as many Provos were killed in own goals as by the security forces.
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Man, when you can't even make Darwin Award...
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