Stuff that never happened
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Re: Stuff that never happened
But we still must put them away ourselves! Such tyranny!
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Re: Stuff that never happened
What a concept clean dishes! I just eat my food out of the boxes the guy in the bike helmet brings them in. *Manhattan resident*IanKennedy wrote:Clean dishes?
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Re: Stuff that never happened
Clean dishes come out of my dishwasher about 50% of the time. The rest of the time they come out cleanish with a semi-undissolved lump of the detergent tablet thing sitting in the bottom of the machine.
Perhaps Skynet lives after all!
Perhaps Skynet lives after all!
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
Re: Stuff that never happened
Hell yes, shits food, pisses Bourbon and comes with Anti Monkey LasersGrahamKennedy wrote:Pfffft, I want this!
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"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Stuff that never happened
Sounds like you need a new dishwasher.GrahamKennedy wrote:Clean dishes come out of my dishwasher about 50% of the time. The rest of the time they come out cleanish with a semi-undissolved lump of the detergent tablet thing sitting in the bottom of the machine.
Perhaps Skynet lives after all!
How about Demolition Man's auto pilot in cars. We are getting pretty close to that. I'd love to just take a quick nap while driving to work or school.
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