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Thought I would take some time off from bringing you news about hearts being cut out and governments being toppled, to bring you news we can get behind.

http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-sued-porn- ... ds-1345831#
Man Says MacBook Cost His Marriage And Kids

Chris Sevier, a 36-year-old man from Tennessee, got so addicted to porn videos that his wife took his children and left him. Now he has sued Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL), saying the Cupertino, Calif.-based company failed to install any filter in its devices to prevent his affliction.

In a 50-page complaint, Sevier calls Apple a “silent poisoner” responsible for the proliferation of “arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution and countless numbers of destroyed lives.” Sevier is seeking damages from Apple but said he will drop the lawsuit if Apple agrees to sell devices with a “safe mode.”

Sevier claims that his addiction started when he “accidentally” replaced the “a-c-e” in Facebook with a “u-c-k.” Sevier said this F***book site “appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male” and he started to prefer the images on the screen to his own wife.

“His wife abducted his son and disappeared, which was a subsequent consequence of Apple’s decision to sell its computers not on ‘safe mode,’” Sevier argued, adding that until he got the MacBook, he had never seen porn of any kind or been to a strip club or sex shop. “The Plaintiff became depressed and despondent, unable to work as a result of observing porn on his MacBook and the impact it caused.”
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Ummm... if this guy really believed in his case, why isn't he suing the porn site? That's like suing a bookbinder over the content of something you've read.

Of course, I realize that the true motivation behind the suit is "Apple has more money than I do right now."
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How do you accidentally type fuckbook instead of facebook?
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Teaos wrote:How do you accidentally type fuckbook instead of facebook?
Have you seen any of your posts?
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Precisely his point, I suspect. I think we can treat Teaos' views on typos as those of an expert on the subject.
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Excellent point.

Basically the guy is looking for money. He may not even be addicted to porn for all we know and is just a dick to his wife and kids. Maybe that is why she left him.
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You can't blame him, I mean, look at the products they make:

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So, he's being a dick and screwing Apple? What a set of balls on him.
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I know someone who happens to be addicted to color comics (the colors used trigger the same chemical release as most substances, so due to a brain disorder he gets high off of some comics). I wonder if he could sue Dragons Den, since they sell such comics.




It hurt to type that illogicalness. :bangwall:
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Getting high off of color comics? I never heard of that.
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Neither had I, though his girlfriend assures me the effects look similar to pot, and he is seeing a doctor for it.

I was just using it as an example of how messed up the logic in this suit is.



Then again, McDonalds lost the HOT coffee suit.
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stitch626 wrote:

Then again, McDonalds lost the HOT coffee suit.
And that forever lowered my hope for humanity. Mind other things have lowered my hope for humanity, but that was also a thing that lowered it.
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stitch626 wrote:Neither had I, though his girlfriend assures me the effects look similar to pot, and he is seeing a doctor for it.
I could somehow envision a scenario in which the colors involved somehow triggered production or uptake of seratonin or dopamine, similar to marijuana use. However, you said he was addicted - marijuana isn't chemically other than in a minor way by acting in a cellular way in the same way as tobacco, if you smoke it.
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Mikey wrote:
stitch626 wrote:Neither had I, though his girlfriend assures me the effects look similar to pot, and he is seeing a doctor for it.
I could somehow envision a scenario in which the colors involved somehow triggered production or uptake of seratonin or dopamine, similar to marijuana use. However, you said he was addicted - marijuana isn't chemically other than in a minor way by acting in a cellular way in the same way as tobacco, if you smoke it.
I guess I assumed the addiction based on his semi-destructive purchasing and reading habits (to the exclusion of necessary things).



On topic, I could actually see this going to trial and Apple losing...
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
stitch626 wrote:

Then again, McDonalds lost the HOT coffee suit.
And that forever lowered my hope for humanity. Mind other things have lowered my hope for humanity, but that was also a thing that lowered it.
I never got why people considered that a frivolous lawsuit.

The woman is described as being burned, which gives most people the idea that it was a sort of "owie, that's hot! *blow* *blow*.... oh, it's okay now" sort of thing.

In reality, the coffee caused her third degree burns on her thighs and genitals. The woman needed skin grafts as a result.

Nor was it an isolated event. McDonald’s had received more than 700 previous reports of injury from its coffee, including reports of third-degree burns, and had paid out settlements in some of those cases.

Mrs. Liebeck offered to settle the case for $20,000 to cover her medical expenses and lost income. McDonald’s never offered more than $800, which is why it went to trial.

The jury did find Mrs. Liebeck to be partially at fault for her injuries, reducing the compensation for her injuries accordingly.

It was the punitive damages that made the headlines — McDonald’s had refused to change a policy that they knew had injured hundreds of people, so the jury awarded a punitive amount equal to two days worth of coffee sales revenue for the restaurant chain.

The chairman of the department of mechanical engineering and biomechanical engineering at the University of Texas testified that this risk of harm from coffee at the temperature McDonald's is unacceptable, as did a widely recognized expert on burns, the editor-in-chief of the Journal of Burn Care and Rehabilitation, the leading scholarly publication in the specialty.

McDonald’s admitted it had known about the risk of serious burns from its scalding hot coffee for more than 10 years. The risk had repeatedly been brought to its attention through numerous other claims and suits.

An expert witness for the company testified that the they did this because "the number of burns was insignificant compared to the billions of cups of coffee the company served each year."

At least one juror later told the Wall Street Journal she thought the company wasn’t taking the injuries seriously. To the corporate restaurant giant those 700 injury cases caused by hot coffee seemed relatively rare compared to the millions of cups of coffee served. But, the juror noted, “there was a person behind every number and I don’t think the corporation was attaching enough importance to that.”

McDonald’s quality assurance manager testified that McDonald’s coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured into Styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn the mouth and throat.

McDonald’s admitted at trial that consumers were unaware of the extent of the risk of serious burns from spilled coffee served at McDonald’s then-required temperature.

McDonald’s admitted it did not warn customers of the nature and extent of this risk and could offer no explanation as to why it did not.

So really, what was so terrible about this lawsuit?
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