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Death Star Petition

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United States to build the Death Star.

It probably won't happen, but I would certainly love to be a fly on the wall when this petition is reviewed.
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Is *facepalm* a responce?
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No, not enough. We also need 'headdesk' and 'glare of "Are you fucking kidding me?!"'
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C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.


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Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.


:lol:
On the plus side, everyone in China, India, and Africa would have a job.

On the down side, we would run out of motivation after the first century of construction. And then have this big useless second half moon.
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Not useless, we could write a bunch of crappy songs about it.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.


:lol:
"So, where do you work?"

"On the Death Star."
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Varthikes wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.


:lol:
"So, where do you work?"

"On the Death Star."
Think of the great conspiracy theory fun it would create!
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You're all nuts.
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A reaffirmation? :D
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Angharrad wrote:You're all nuts.
Vic wrote:A reaffirmation? :D
Just stating the obvious. 8)
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Meh. We already have tons of easier ways to kill the Earth at our disposal.
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Less impressive though.
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Let's have a contest between this and the guy who wanted to build the Enterprise. :lol:
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Let's have a contest between this and the guy who wanted to build the Enterprise. :lol:
Wouldn't that breach the no verses rule? :P
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