Death Star Petition
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Death Star Petition
United States to build the Death Star.
It probably won't happen, but I would certainly love to be a fly on the wall when this petition is reviewed.
It probably won't happen, but I would certainly love to be a fly on the wall when this petition is reviewed.
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"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Re: Death Star Petition
Is *facepalm* a responce?
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: Death Star Petition
No, not enough. We also need 'headdesk' and 'glare of "Are you fucking kidding me?!"'
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Re: Death Star Petition
C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.
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Re: Death Star Petition
On the plus side, everyone in China, India, and Africa would have a job.Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.
On the down side, we would run out of motivation after the first century of construction. And then have this big useless second half moon.
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Re: Death Star Petition
Not useless, we could write a bunch of crappy songs about it.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: Death Star Petition
"So, where do you work?"Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.
"On the Death Star."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
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Re: Death Star Petition
Think of the great conspiracy theory fun it would create!Varthikes wrote:"So, where do you work?"Tsukiyumi wrote:C'mon, think of all the jobs it would create.
"On the Death Star."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Re: Death Star Petition
You're all nuts.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
Re: Death Star Petition
A reaffirmation?
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Re: Death Star Petition
Angharrad wrote:You're all nuts.
Just stating the obvious. 8)Vic wrote:A reaffirmation?
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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Re: Death Star Petition
Meh. We already have tons of easier ways to kill the Earth at our disposal.
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Re: Death Star Petition
Less impressive though.
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Re: Death Star Petition
Let's have a contest between this and the guy who wanted to build the Enterprise.
Re: Death Star Petition
Wouldn't that breach the no verses rule?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Let's have a contest between this and the guy who wanted to build the Enterprise.
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