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Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby Mikey » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:04 pm

...you might as well go big - as in, shoot her with a homemade cannon.
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Re: Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:10 pm

Well, that's.,.. nucking futs.
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Re: Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby Mikey » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:12 pm

What I'd like to know is how do you shoot a homemade cannon into your house and NOT hit four of the five people inside?
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Re: Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:37 pm

Laws of probability skewing just so?
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Re: Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby SolkaTruesilver » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:51 am

Do we know if the cannon FIRED or EXPLODED? After all, if he has shrapnel in his leg, I doubt he deliberately fired at someone.

Except if it was a strange suicidal attempt... or the shrapnel came from the blast's effect
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Re: Well, if you HAVE to kill your girlfriend...

Postby Mikey » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:12 pm

SolkaTruesilver wrote:Do we know if the cannon FIRED or EXPLODED? After all, if he has shrapnel in his leg, I doubt he deliberately fired at someone.

Except if it was a strange suicidal attempt... or the shrapnel came from the blast's effect


According to what I've read, the guy was acting pretty upset and somewhat surprised by the turn of events - and drunk. So there's a chance that he just had an accident with his "Lil' 8-Pounder Home Cannon" kit.
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