Fly with Ryanair and get free blowjobs

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BLOW-COST AIRLINE - JET CHIEF IN ' FREE SEX' PLEDGE
21st June 2008
By Ross Kaniuk

Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary has flown into a storm after boasting about low fares and free sex on a new service.

The airline chief told a stunned audience that his Transatlantic business fliers would pay between £3,160 and £3,950 for "beds and blowjobs".

Answering a question during a whistlestop tour of three airports in Germany, O'Leary, 47, said: "In economy it will be very cheap fares, we say about e10 (£7.90).

"And in business class it will be beds and blowjobs. In business, it will all be free - including the blowjobs."

His comments shocked Anja Seugling, Ryanair's sales and marketing manager for Germany, Switzerland and Austria, who was translating his answers.

She began to choke on her glass of water when O'Leary asked: "Surely you have a word for blowjobs in German?"

O'Leary, who has a fiery reputation, then poked fun when told there was no word for "blowjob", saying: "Terrible sex life in Germany."

An airline spokesman yesterday confirmed O'Leary's comments. He said: "The working title for the business class service is 'Beds and Blowjobs'."

But one family campaigner stormed: "Whether Mr O'Leary was joking or not, he should not be talking about an airline as if it's some kind of cheap brothel. Many people will be offended by the coarse remark, especially family people."

Ryanair will carry 52million passengers on 711 routes across 26 European countries this year.

[Mikey]

I'll have 15 tickets. I don't care where we're going.

[Aaron]

Do the woman get free muff diving too? If so it's time to break open the vacation account, they can just circle offshore.

[kostmayer]

they can just circle offshore.

Is that a euphamism?

To steal someone elses joke - this sounds like Very Easyjet.

[Tsukiyumi]

You'll all note: they didn't say who would be giving the blowjobs...

[Aaron]

You'll all note: they didn't say who would be giving the blowjobs...

*meh* A blowjobs a blowjob, I can close my eyes.

[Teaos]

This is the best idea since... this is the best idea ever.

[Blackstar the Chakat]

I hope there are accomodations for men and women alike.

[Mikey]

You'll all note: they didn't say who would be giving the blowjobs...

*meh* A blowjobs a blowjob, I can close my eyes.

Which branch of the service did you say you were in again?

[Blackstar the Chakat]

You'll all note: they didn't say who would be giving the blowjobs...

*meh* A blowjobs a blowjob, I can close my eyes.

Which branch of the service did you say you were in again?

Maybe the Canadians also have the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule.

[Tsukiyumi]

*meh* A blowjobs a blowjob, I can close my eyes.

Which branch of the service did you say you were in again?

Maybe the Canadians also have the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule.

Sounds more like " Don't look, Don't know" rule to me.

[Aaron]

Sounds more like " Don't look, Don't know" rule to me.

Along with a "take what you can get". Can't be all bad, seems to work with Reliant.

[Teaos]

Doubles your chances I suppose.

[Aaron]

Doubles your chances I suppose.

*Able* "Well that's what they say but where's the evidence"

[Captain Picard's Hair]

What's all the fuss over, anyway (outside of DITL)? It's only a free, er... reproductive health screening.