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The thought just occurred to me this morning: there is almost no doubt that we, by far, have the most usage of the phrase "booze and strippers" of any Star Trek sites around.

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Mikey wrote:The thought just occurred to me this morning: there is almost no doubt that we, by far, have the most usage of the phrase "booze and strippers" of any Star Trek sites around.
Maybe there's material for a new poll. "Which Star Trek site uses the phrase "booze and strippers" most frequently?"
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na, I can see the poll already:

DITL: 1,999,886; 99.9943%
Ex Astris: 100; 0.005%
MA: 12; .0006%
TOST: 2; .0001%
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This subject requires serious research!

After checking the forums of various sites and running searches on "booze" and "strippers", I've found the following number of matches:

DITL
Booze: 81
Strippers: 16

SCN:
Booze: ~30 (their shitty search engine doesn't seem to have a counter on it)
Strippers: 14

Memory Alpha forums
Booze: 0
Strippers: 0
(what is wrong with these people?)

Trek BBS
Booze: 200
Strippers: 59

SDN (sorta a Trek site)
Booze: 1454
Strippers: 327

Comrades, these numbers are simply unacceptable. We are falling behind in the booze and strippers race!
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As long as there is enough booze and strippers that I get a few of each, I don't care!

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Sigs don't show up on searches, AFAIK.
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Would anyone be willing to trade my booze for they're strippers???
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Sure. I'll be done in a minute.

Anyway, I think what we're overlooking is that we don't just talk about booze and strippers - we act. :happydevil:
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:lol:

what does AFAIK stand for?
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Lt. Staplic wrote:what does AFAIK stand for?
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thanks. :D
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Well we could have a day where everybody has to work the phrase "booze and strippers" in every single thing they post... :)
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I hereby declare tomorrow, Friday the 16th, to be DITL's National "Booze and Strippers" day. :P
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Isnt everyday "booze and strippers" day?
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Ah, but tomorrow it's official. I'm not sure how that differs from normal days, but I think it means we all get to wear big pompous hats while discussing the aforementioned booze and strippers.
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