For example:
Failure (No. 82985):
- The verterium cortenide dampers are behaving abnormally! -
Fix (No. 1049415795):
- Readjust the aluminum neurotransmitters with paraphoretic cells! -
The Star Trek Failure Generator
The Star Trek Failure Generator
https://hyotynen.iki.fi/trekfailure/
For example:
For example:
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Stan - South Park
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Bryan Moore
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Re: The Star Trek Failure Generator
This. Is. Awesome.
Don't you hear my call, though you're many years away, don't you hear me calling you?
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Graham Kennedy
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Re: The Star Trek Failure Generator
I tried it, but it wouldn't work for me. It turned out that the broad-spectrum holodamper is down! Fortunately, I was able to tune the multi-isolinear battle probe with lithium entities!
And that fixed it.
And that fixed it.
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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Mikey
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Re: The Star Trek Failure Generator
SOOOO much time waiting to be wasted!
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: The Star Trek Failure Generator
I have fic to write. I can't...
*Clicks*
*Clicks*