Take a look at this link and have your own conversation with James T Kirk. The voice synthesis and seemless graphics are truly astounding.
http://ow.ly/3qHak
It's life, Jim.
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thelordharry
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It's life, Jim.
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: It's life, Jim.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Reliant121
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Re: It's life, Jim.
the conversation we all wanted to see wrote:Lieutenant: I am Locutus of Borg
Kirk: Commander of what?
Lieutenant: We are the borg
Kirk: Lieutenant, channel bypass power into your heat dissipation units.
Lieutenant: You will be assimilated
Kirk: Look how ugly he really is. Look at him and don't be afraid.
Lieutenant: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own
Kirk: Response frequencies, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: Your culture will adapt to service us
Kirk: No problem, Lieutenant. Bear with me.
Lieutenant: Resistence. Is futile.
Kirk: What is it? Yes, I.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: It's life, Jim.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: It's life, Jim.
Lol...when I get home, I'll have to pretend to be a Jem'Hadar.
Now THERE is an enemy Kirk would sink his teeth into.
Now THERE is an enemy Kirk would sink his teeth into.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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colmquinn
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Re: It's life, Jim.
This is what I got from it.
sign: Are you Mr James T Kirk?
Kirk: I am Captain James T. Kirk.
sign: Good I'm from the child support agency. We need to talk.
Kirk: Take me to him. I wish to speak to him. Position report, Lieutenant.
sign: Do you know that we have several outstanding claims for unpaid maintenance agreements?
Kirk: Greenhorn, up there ruining my ship.
sign: Now now no need for that kind of language. I'm sure we can work out a payment plan.
Kirk: I shouldn't have chewed you out. I'm sorry.. Lieutenant. Lieutenant. Lieutenant, it's Jim Kirk.
sign: Hmm yes - how's about you just agree to pay 75% of your wages for the next 100 years?
Kirk: Make course for Starbase Twelve.. Lieutenant.. Could be better.
sign: Ah you want to go to the bank to make a first installment, excellent.
Kirk: You want to make a deal.
sign: What do you have in mind?
Kirk: Get with it. I'm giving the orders here.
sign: Alright 75% for 100 years it is then. Just sign here please
Kirk: And the three billion on Daran Five. Our newest crewmember, sign.
sign: Oh so you have undisclosed funds eh?
Kirk: More symbols. Can you read them?
sign: Oh lord this could take a while
Kirk: No, sir. sign, Starship fleet Captain. That's an honourable title.
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: It's life, Jim.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: It's life, Jim.
I take it the program only has a limited number of preprogrammed responses?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.