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Captain, there be whales here!

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They should have just patched the probe through to this website:

http://listentothedeep.com/

To clarify, it's not the ramblings of a twenty-something beared man from Maryland. Now if we can just decipher what they're saying, maybe we can prove old Chakat man right once and for all!!!
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What does this have to do with Maryland?
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Deepcrush wrote:What does this have to do with Maryland?
The website name. listentotheDEEP
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:laughroll:

Guess I might have gotten that if I still had my beard and wasn't half way passed out...

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Uh we have a problem.

I listened to those, and they telepathically sent me a message. The whale that spoke to me just said that his people volunteered for genetic mutations to survive in earths oceans. They once HAD thumbs but gave them up in order to escape the dreaded headbands that restricted their telepathy.
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All I'll say is that even a broken clock is right twice a day....
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thelordharry wrote:All I'll say is that even a broken clock is right twice a day....
Unless it's digital. :P
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Captain Seafort wrote:
thelordharry wrote:All I'll say is that even a broken clock is right twice a day....
Unless it's digital. :P
Even if it is, it flashes 12:00. :wink:





Unless you mean completely smashed, in which case you're absolutely right. :lol:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Captain Seafort wrote:
thelordharry wrote:All I'll say is that even a broken clock is right twice a day....
Unless it's digital. :P
Even if it is, it flashes 12:00. :wink:





Unless you mean completely smashed, in which case you're absolutely right. :lol:
The person or the clock? If the persons completely smashed I doubt they're fully aware of what the clock says anyway...
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Unless you mean completely smashed, in which case you're absolutely right. :lol:
I was thinking more in terms of a kaputt battery, but the sledgehammer option works just as well.
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