Not a problem onboard a Starship surely - everything is instantly recycled - you'd just be pooping into Picards Earl Grey.Mikey wrote:You ever been on a boat for all of a day or more? Rule #1 - no shittin' in the shitter. The head's for doing #1 and washing up.
Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
Re: Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
That led to weird images...kostmayer wrote:Not a problem onboard a Starship surely - everything is instantly recycled - you'd just be pooping into Picards Earl Grey.Mikey wrote:You ever been on a boat for all of a day or more? Rule #1 - no shittin' in the shitter. The head's for doing #1 and washing up.
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Re: Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
I would, too.kostmayer wrote:Not a problem onboard a Starship surely - everything is instantly recycled - you'd just be pooping into Picards Earl Grey.Mikey wrote:You ever been on a boat for all of a day or more? Rule #1 - no shittin' in the shitter. The head's for doing #1 and washing up.
"Replicator chief? Get ready for a long day - I've had coffee instead of my Earl Grey."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
Puts me in mind of Graham's "shite to shite" transporting theory 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Starfleet Command's Worst Decisions
Does this theory include Sean Connery somewhere?
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
