Hey now, don't go that far. This only extends to actual women. If it's a holodeck there's a certain expectation of "easy".thelordharry wrote:Well if that's your attitude, then I'm not buying you that holodeck for Christmas!
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Plus you know, no disease, and the whole are they really there... hahaTyyr wrote:Hey now, don't go that far. This only extends to actual women. If it's a holodeck there's a certain expectation of "easy".thelordharry wrote:Well if that's your attitude, then I'm not buying you that holodeck for Christmas!
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I just had an odd thought. If you were to have holo-sex, what would happen to your "deposits", as Tyyr put it, when the holograms are turned off?
Imagine being that holodeck cleaner.
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I'd imagine that just like most of the real material in there it's beamed away.
It's something I'm sure that's been taken care of because the first holoprogam was probably Yosemitie National Park or something. The second was "All Asian Gangbang" or the like.
It's something I'm sure that's been taken care of because the first holoprogam was probably Yosemitie National Park or something. The second was "All Asian Gangbang" or the like.
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I think you probably have the order reversed.
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I imagine its probably recycled into the replicator system. Which is why Picard has his Earl Grey black.
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No, you make one nice one to try and convince people of the legit uses. Then you make the porn. Sort of like VHS.Mikey wrote:I think you probably have the order reversed.
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IDK... I'd guess the porn was probably involved in the intial testing by the guy who invented holodecks in the first place.Tyyr wrote:No, you make one nice one to try and convince people of the legit uses. Then you make the porn. Sort of like VHS.Mikey wrote:I think you probably have the order reversed.
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What was that planet that Yar was killed on? That was a great planet
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I'd have to go with Risa.
Controlled weather, so always sunny, great beaches all around, great food, great view, no diseases of any kind (so no need for holo-sex), most people don't seem to know what "fully-clothed" means and they have the bodies to pull it off...
Controlled weather, so always sunny, great beaches all around, great food, great view, no diseases of any kind (so no need for holo-sex), most people don't seem to know what "fully-clothed" means and they have the bodies to pull it off...
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lol, not too near the coast, actually.Nickswitz wrote:I would guess water... Based on current expectations...RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:lol, perhaps. But it wouldn't be the same, methinks. I'd wonder what replaced my house and the neighborhood.
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Risa..........I'm SOOOO all about Risa.
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I'd go to Risa at least once to try it out. I mean you don't have to get laid there everytime you visit.
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Aldea.
Technologically advanced, isolated, and no pesky kids.
Technologically advanced, isolated, and no pesky kids.
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McAvoy wrote:I'd go to Risa at least once to try it out. I mean you don't have to get laid there everytime you visit.
Um...........sure you do
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