Favorite Designs: Weapons
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
Fork off.
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
Teaos wrote:Fork off.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
I do believe that this thread has become forked up beyond all recognition.
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
Quit forking punning you lot.
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
The fork is powerful with this one.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
So, it seems that the phasers both just barely hedge out the projectile weapon...ah fork it, no one cares. * Goes on a forking spree*
Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
I'm not sure which is worse, the puns or the fork winning.
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Oh we all knew the fork was going to win, why do you think I gave everyone two votes?stitch626 wrote: I'm not sure which is worse, the puns or the fork winning.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Next thing you know the anti-fork extremists will be demanding a recount.
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Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
But who needs a fork when you have... a splayd?
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Wow...someone had too much time on their handsLazar wrote:But who needs a fork when you have... a splayd?
Re: Favorite Designs: Weapons
What on Earth is a Spife?
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After all the combining and refining, it's just a fork. Can't improve perfection.stitch626 wrote:What on Earth is a Spife?
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