Top Ten Dumbest Things Starfleet Does
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"Naked Star Trek", eh?
Well it sure would've made Voyager and Enterprise a lot more fun to watch.
Well it sure would've made Voyager and Enterprise a lot more fun to watch.
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A lack of any sort of field uniform for anything from simple unpleasant weather to potential toxins.
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Actually, to their credit, it seems like ENT may have been the best at that. The decon chamber was cringe inducing though.Cpl Kendall wrote:A lack of any sort of field uniform for anything from simple unpleasant weather to potential toxins.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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ENT and the TOS movies are probably right up there. Though I wonder why the desert wear appears to be thermal underwear, quantum fabric most likely.Lazar wrote: Actually, to their credit, it seems like ENT may have been the best at that. The decon chamber was cringe inducing though.
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LOL!Nickswitz wrote:It seems he wants everyone running around in the nude, you know, with the new age crap and all
I mean everything outside of the movie ones. But even Star Trek II onwards those weren't great. They were okay for formal uniforms. Not too good for normal uniforms.
And ENT uniforms would not be Starfleet
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Well it was called Starfleet, and it looked like it had institutional continuity with the Federation version.Monroe wrote:And ENT uniforms would not be Starfleet
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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But they weren't nearly as stupid.Lazar wrote:Well it was called Starfleet, and it looked like it had institutional continuity with the Federation version.Monroe wrote:And ENT uniforms would not be Starfleet
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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1) The "Oh by the way, someone just stole a shuttle" security system
2) GCS warp core (Didn't it breach when the ensign spilled hot chocolate on Picard?)
3) Requiring Deanna Troi to be clothed
2) GCS warp core (Didn't it breach when the ensign spilled hot chocolate on Picard?)
3) Requiring Deanna Troi to be clothed
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They shouldn't have used that crazy gray jumpsuit thing - she looked better in the skirt and boots uniform from the pilot, and in the regular uniform in the later seasons.steamrunner wrote:3) Requiring Deanna Troi to be clothed
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Agreed. She made that blue uniform look GOOD...
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How about letting a 14 year old boy drive a fu@king starship?
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Not making this uniform just a little more shiny
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Dude, I swear she looks like she's having a bad acid trip.thelordharry wrote:Not making this uniform just a little more shiny
" It's okay, T'Pol... the bad hillbilly can't hurt you anymore..."
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That is SO not what a bad trip looks like. I mean, I've heard...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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That's about the worse picture of her around isn't it?
Here's one OOU bad idea:
Killing off Tucker and never having Tuck and T'Pol get married.
Here's one OOU bad idea:
Killing off Tucker and never having Tuck and T'Pol get married.
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-