Captain's Log
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Here's my question... if you poop in a holodeck toilet, does it end up on the ground after?!
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That's a good question, I expect it would.
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It's a sealed room, so probably yeah.
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What would be funny to see in a later series is a guy crapping and when he's done a pair of boots pop out of a side hatch in the toilet.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:What would be funny to see in a later series is a guy crapping and when he's done a pair of boots pop out of a side hatch in the toilet.
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Or instead of boots, maybe his breakfast?Cpl Kendall wrote:What would be funny to see in a later series is a guy crapping and when he's done a pair of boots pop out of a side hatch in the toilet.
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I'm slightly torn. We know you can eat the holo-food and it becomes real matter, so I I'm wondering if there's a waste-matter reclamation bit in the holodeck as well. My god that'd be a funny site though, the yellow/black grid and a big pile of steaming dookie in the corner.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:It's a sealed room, so probably yeah.
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Yes, yes you do.thelordharry wrote:Otherwise known as Neelix's leola root stew.Rochey wrote:Maybe the transporter is constantly beaming the crap out of their bowels and into the replicator stock?
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Well... why would you go in the holodeck? And there is the fact that the ship 'cleans itself' according to RIker in 'Up the Long Ladder'. So maybe that's part of it.Bryan Moore wrote:I'm slightly torn. We know you can eat the holo-food and it becomes real matter, so I I'm wondering if there's a waste-matter reclamation bit in the holodeck as well. My god that'd be a funny site though, the yellow/black grid and a big pile of steaming dookie in the corner.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:It's a sealed room, so probably yeah.
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Maybe we'll see Reboot Picard come around the corner on Reboot E-D's corridor and see a crewmen squatting in the corner.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
Well... why would you go in the holodeck? And there is the fact that the ship 'cleans itself' according to RIker in 'Up the Long Ladder'. So maybe that's part of it.
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Well if you were in there for a long period of time?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Well... why would you go in the holodeck? And there is the fact that the ship 'cleans itself' according to RIker in 'Up the Long Ladder'. So maybe that's part of it.Bryan Moore wrote:I'm slightly torn. We know you can eat the holo-food and it becomes real matter, so I I'm wondering if there's a waste-matter reclamation bit in the holodeck as well. My god that'd be a funny site though, the yellow/black grid and a big pile of steaming dookie in the corner.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:It's a sealed room, so probably yeah.
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Graham, it's time to explain shite to shite transport again.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Captain's Log
The Holodecks must be over booked as it is, if the crewmembers are going to start using them as bathrooms on a ship full of women, you'll never get into one.
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