If you were only going to watch one episode
Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Which one was that?
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Enterprise goes to Risa.
Reed and Tucker act like slimeballs and experiment with homoerotic bondage.
Hoshi will sleep with you on a first date.
Mayweather breaks a leg and in the most appropriate line ever spoken Phlox asks, "Ensign who?"
Archer meets an alien spy, gets knocked unconscious by a scratch (I'm not kidding), and doesn't really seem to care.
An hour of screen time that was boring and pointless. Words cannot describe how mind numbing this was.
Reed and Tucker act like slimeballs and experiment with homoerotic bondage.
Hoshi will sleep with you on a first date.
Mayweather breaks a leg and in the most appropriate line ever spoken Phlox asks, "Ensign who?"
Archer meets an alien spy, gets knocked unconscious by a scratch (I'm not kidding), and doesn't really seem to care.
An hour of screen time that was boring and pointless. Words cannot describe how mind numbing this was.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
One of the few episodes I watched. Probably why I didn't watch much of Ent.
And I was worried you wouldn't like the fact I didn't get into Ent.
And I was worried you wouldn't like the fact I didn't get into Ent.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
I can't blame anyone for not watching Ent. It wasn't just bad Trek, it was flat out bad TV.
Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
At least it established that Hoshi was easy.
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
which was very good news 
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Show "Darmok" and "Bride of Chaotica" back to back for the ultimate WTF? expression on your guest's face...
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Seriously, learn an alien language she doesn't know and start speaking it to her and BAM, you're in.Mark wrote:At least it established that Hoshi was easy.
But really though, that episode was just awful from any standpoint. Bad Trek and bad TV. Dear Doctor was horrific but I wasn't ready to fall asleep half way through.
Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Good point. Like most here, I'm collecting all the series seasons, and I've got to say, I never even OPENED Enterprise Season 1
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
After watching it again on SciFi, I can't imagine why you would.
I own the Indian Jones trilogy, the original one, and I've never taken the wrapping off Temple of Doom.
I own the Indian Jones trilogy, the original one, and I've never taken the wrapping off Temple of Doom.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Yeah, I bought the Triology purely because Raiders wasn't available on its own.
The 3rd one was ok, but it was a bit too self mocking.
The 3rd one was ok, but it was a bit too self mocking.
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
What about the forth one with the supernova proof fridge!!! If Romulus had hidden in a lead fridge, we'd NEVER have needed the reboot 
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Re: If you were only going to watch one episode
Rock "Threshold" that way, when the person doesn't like it, you can say "Hey, it only gets better!"
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