A year is NOT an unreasonable amount of time
Best Mix-Match Crew
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Well Lighthawk, I know you've only been with us a short time so I'm not really sure. Have you ever heard us use the expression "Rochey Time" before?
A year is NOT an unreasonable amount of time
A year is NOT an unreasonable amount of time
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Ah, interesting. Forgive me if this has been suggested already:Best Mix-Match Crew
Uhura
Seven
T'Pol
Troi
Crusher
Dax (well, either if they can't coexist, or hell, both since this is make believe
)Kira
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Nice.
Who's the captain?
Who's the captain?
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If he says anyone other than himself, I will lose any and all respect for him.Tsukiyumi wrote:Nice.
Who's the captain?
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Commanding Officer: Sulu - would have loved to have seen more of him in command of the Excelsior.
Executive Officer: Riker - well respected and liked, and able to take command with ease when neccesary.
Tactical Officer: Chekov - can land a torpedo hit on another ship with no sensors and the mother of all inner ear imbalances.
Security Officer: Odo - nothing slips past him, and he can slip past anyone.
Operations Officer: Data - guy sleeps less then I do.
Helms Officer: Nog - may be short, but his balls are as big as his ears.
Chief Engineer: O'Brien - the way he turned a decrepid mining station into a Photon Platform of Doom would do the A-Team proud.
Chief Medicle Officer: McCoy - in his TMP Disco Style. Pulalski claimed to have spirit, but I bet she's never straddled a Klingon and pounded his chest. Unlike Troi.
Executive Officer: Riker - well respected and liked, and able to take command with ease when neccesary.
Tactical Officer: Chekov - can land a torpedo hit on another ship with no sensors and the mother of all inner ear imbalances.
Security Officer: Odo - nothing slips past him, and he can slip past anyone.
Operations Officer: Data - guy sleeps less then I do.
Helms Officer: Nog - may be short, but his balls are as big as his ears.
Chief Engineer: O'Brien - the way he turned a decrepid mining station into a Photon Platform of Doom would do the A-Team proud.
Chief Medicle Officer: McCoy - in his TMP Disco Style. Pulalski claimed to have spirit, but I bet she's never straddled a Klingon and pounded his chest. Unlike Troi.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Good choices.kostmayer wrote:Commanding Officer: Sulu - would have loved to have seen more of him in command of the Excelsior.
Executive Officer: Riker - well respected and liked, and able to take command with ease when neccesary.
Tactical Officer: Chekov - can land a torpedo hit on another ship with no sensors and the mother of all inner ear imbalances.
Security Officer: Odo - nothing slips past him, and he can slip past anyone.
Operations Officer: Data - guy sleeps less then I do.
Helms Officer: Nog - may be short, but his balls are as big as his ears.
Chief Engineer: O'Brien - the way he turned a decrepid mining station into a Photon Platform of Doom would do the A-Team proud.
Chief Medicle Officer: McCoy - in his TMP Disco Style. Pulalski claimed to have spirit, but I bet she's never straddled a Klingon and pounded his chest. Unlike Troi.
And, an excellent "Troi is a slut" joke.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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I wouldn't go that far. We should probably do the math one day and work out how many times the various crewmembers put out. Or less crassly how many times they get into a relationship with someone.I wouldnt go that far, I'm sure Riker has her beaten for sexual partners
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Well, Ms. Jadzia Dax would certainly be a contender. Sleeping with a guy with a transparrant skull. Ewwwwww
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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She can certainly see what's on his mind!
Damn, we need a smiley waggling a cigar.
Damn, we need a smiley waggling a cigar.
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I was going to say "At least she cares about what's on the inside", but either one works.Vic wrote:She can certainly see what's on his mind!
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Vic wrote:She can certainly see what's on his mind!
Damn, we need a smiley waggling a cigar.
Tsukiyumi wrote:I was going to say "At least she cares about what's on the inside", but either one works.
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as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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FOZZZZY!!!! God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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