The Silliest Battle Ever!
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Teaos
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Bloody glorified door man.
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Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
But he delivered some great one-liners... only, they were all delivered in astromech code.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
I never did get that. How friggin' hard is it to put a proper speaker into those astromechs?
And not like it's unnecessary!
"ArFive, what's the status of the hyperdrive?"
"Beep, boop-beep!"
"... Where's a kriffin' universal translator when I need it?"
And not like it's unnecessary!
"ArFive, what's the status of the hyperdrive?"
"Beep, boop-beep!"
"... Where's a kriffin' universal translator when I need it?"
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mwhittington
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
See, then you have to get the protocol droid to translate for you.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
So it's a marketing ploy then.mwhittington wrote:See, then you have to get the protocol droid to translate for you.
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Teaos
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Anyone else get a mantal image of C3P0 and R2-D2 mating to breed the perfect robot just then?
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Dude, I do not need that mental image.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
No, I don't think that anyone but you did.Teaos wrote:Anyone else get a mantal image of C3P0 and R2-D2 mating to breed the perfect robot just then?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Teaos
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Dont be so hasty. I bet Tsu did as well.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Hopefully he didn't include himself in that image.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Teaos
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
R2 would be tops.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Mikey
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Ow! My brain!
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Is R2 a male robot? He'd have to be or there's no way C3PO would do him.
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
Of course he's a male droid. He's a mechanic and a navigator, and only those with a Y chromosome can have BOTH of those qualities! *ducks frying pan thrown by wife*
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Duskofdead
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Re: The Silliest Battle Ever!
YUP! They make software packages for businesses exactly the same way. All of it works together but you need certain parts to run other parts.Captain Seafort wrote:So it's a marketing ploy then.mwhittington wrote:See, then you have to get the protocol droid to translate for you.
Proof that the Ferengi are alive and well in the SW universe.