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I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...

T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."


And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.

"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
O'Neil : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."

GrahamKennedy wrote:I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...

T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."

That was "The Other Side" from season 4, featuring Rene Auberjonois.

I just watched it the other day.

GrahamKennedy wrote:I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...

T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."


And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.

"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
O'Neil : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."

haha that second one is priceless.

Those two were perfect together!

GrahamKennedy wrote:And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.

"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Mitchell : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."

Then, Vala's (Claudia Black):

"How did that turn out?"

Teal'c: Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

I always love Teal'c's character. Much more to him than just the simple brawny muscle of the group.

(talking about a toothpick)

"I propped it up against the inside of my door. When I got home, it was on the ground, meaning someone was there."
"If you prop it up against the inside of the door, how do you get out?"
"Through the window! You think I'm so stupid that I go out my own front door?"

Martin Lloyd and O'Neill; "Point of No Return"

From the episode Bounty 10.15

Woman chasing Jackson holds up her gun to a nearby pedestrian on the side of a road, "Stop Jackson or I will start killing people."

Jackson slowly turns around with his hands raised as the woman crosses the street.

"You should have accepted my first offer it would have been far less painful." She is then struck by a random bus.

From ATL: Midway

Teal'c and Ronon are reclaiming the SGC from a bunch of wraiths who got onto Earth.

Teal'c looks at someone the Wraith got a hold of.

Ronon, "He was fed on by the Wraith. Its not a good way to go."

Teal'c, "Indeed."

Ronon, "You say that a lot."

Teal'c, "What?"

Ronon, "Indeed."

Teal'c, "Do I?"

Ronon, "Yeah."

Teal'c, "I had not noticed."

Continuum
Ba'al: "You're making a terrible mistake"
Daniel Jackson: "Yes, that is what they *all* say."

Teal'c (about Ba'al): "He lies"
O'neill: "He does that you know"

O'Neill: "You are sure this is the last one? That is after all why we're all here. Get rid of the last bad guy and then there's Cake."

Daniel: Let's just wait for things to calm down.
Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.

Jack : Lucy, I'm Home!
Teal'c : I am not Lucy.

Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, you bastard!!

Sionnach Glic wrote:Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, you b*****d!!

I love that.