Great Lines

Great Lines

Postby Varthikes » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:08 pm

They can be from the original movie or either series.


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"I smell like a yak!"
--Daniel after having been cleaned enthusiastic ladies; original movie

"Give my regards to King Tut, a--hole!"
--O'Neil, before activating the rings on the other guy's head; original movie

"I kind of wish I was going with you."
"Actually, I'm glad you're staying here."
--Samuels and Kawalsky; "Children of the Gods"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby Sionnach Glic » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:23 pm

*Holds up Staff weapon*
"This, is a weapon of terror. It is built to intimidate the enemy."
*Holds up P-90*
"This, is a weapon of war. It is built to kill the enemy."
-O'Neill on the Staff weapon.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Postby Varthikes » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:16 am

"I'm going to ask you something. It's not easy. If you don't make it, can I have your stereo?"
--O'Neill to Kawalski; "The Enemy Within"

"How is it that you always come up with the worst-case scenario?"
"I practice."
--Daniel and Jack; "Emancipation"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby Jim » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:55 pm

"Indeed"
Ugh... do not thump the Book of G'Quan...
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Postby Deepcrush » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:04 pm

"So where do you want me to put the big bomb like thingy?"
'Jack'
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Postby Varthikes » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:20 am

"Lucy, I'm home."
"I am not Lucy."
--Jack and Teal'c; "The Broca Divide"

"Here's what we'll do."
"I will lead. You will follow."
--Jack and Bra'tac; "Bloodlines" & "The Serpent's Lair"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby Varthikes » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:18 am

From "Bane":

"General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man."
--O'Neill, referring to Maybourne

"Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial."
"I'm not going to hit you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you."
--Maybourne and O'Neill
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby Blackstar the Chakat » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:11 pm

Col. O'Neill: Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Maj. Kawalsky: We're friends.
Col. O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?

Capt. Carter: You can actually see matter spiralling towards it..
Col. O'Neill: Actually, it's called the Accretion disc.
Dr. Jackson: You can see why the local population would be afraid of i...What did you just say?!
Col. O'Neill:It's just an astronomical term.
Capt. Carter:You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?
Col. O'Neill: [to Teal'c] not initially...

Gen. Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
Col. O'Neill: Since when?
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Postby Varthikes » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:40 am

"On my world, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
"Well... That's interesting..."
--Teal'c and Maybourne; "Touchstone"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
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Postby Deepcrush » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:13 pm

Bratac: "Now we die"
Jack : "Well thats just a bad plan! Got a plane?"

I can't remember the whole line but it was something like that. If anyone else comes across it let me know.
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Postby Varthikes » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:39 pm

Deepcrush wrote:Bratac: "Now we die"
Jack : "Well thats just a bad plan! Got a plane?"

I can't remember the whole line but it was something like that. If anyone else comes across it let me know.


That's roughly how it went. Except the last three words. After the punch line, O'Neill asks where the hangar bay was.

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(O'Neill and Teal'c are launching golf balls through the stargate)
"Colonel O'Neill! What the hell are you doing?!"
"In the middle of backswing!"
--Hammond and O'Neill; "Window of Opportunity"

"On Chulak, when a warrior retires from the field of battle, it is customary to sing a song of lament. Fortunately, we are not on Chulak."
--Teal'c; "Chain Reaction"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby kostmayer » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:36 am

"Carter, I can see my house"
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Postby Deepcrush » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm

kostmayer wrote:"Carter, I can see my house"


Carter "Right Sir!"
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Postby Varthikes » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:43 pm

From "Exodus":

Carter: "We're going to blow up the sun."
Jack: "Wow... That's..."
Jack and Daniel: "...ambitious."

"I've actually never blew up a sun before."
"The first one's always the hardest."
--Carter and Jack
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Postby Deepcrush » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:35 pm

So many great lines! So little time!
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