Sharknado 5 Title Announced

[Nutso]

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Celebrity Cameos Revealed

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/ ... elebr.html

You know, for a series based around rogue tornadoes filled with sharks, the arrival of a new Sharknado film every summer on SyFy has become surprisingly dependable. Since the first film became an absolute Twitter sensation in the summer of 2013, we have been graced with three sequels: Sharknado 2: The Second One, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. Now strap yourself in for the latest title announced this afternoon by SyFy and The Asylum, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming. Tagline: “Make America Bait Again.” Nice work, fellas. Very pertinent. It premieres on SyFy Sunday, August 6 at 8/7c and will air in more than 100 countries.

Here’s the official synopsis of your fifth film in this ever-so-vital series:

In SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING, the mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid) when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars and Olympians, enlisting famous faces from news, entertainment, and sports in their most epic battle yet.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE!

[Sonic Glitch]

Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE!

I'm not going to watch it, but I enjoy their coffee of title and tag line.


And apparently Fabio plays the Pope.

[Nutso]

Charo (Musician, Comedian) as The Queen of England.

How can you resist?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Charo (Musician, Comedian) as The Queen of England.

How can you resist?

So easily it's almost funny.

[mwhittington]

Why can't they just let these things die!? You can smell the cheese on these movies, and it's not even a good cheese! I saw the first one, and that was enough, it's not my type of cheesy movie.

[Nutso]

Why can't they just let these things die!? You can smell the cheese on these movies, and it's not even a good cheese! I saw the first one, and that was enough, it's not my type of cheesy movie.

It apparently makes money. Same reason we have had these awful Transformers movies.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Why can't they just let these things die!? You can smell the cheese on these movies, and it's not even a good cheese! I saw the first one, and that was enough, it's not my type of cheesy movie.

It apparently makes money. Same reason we have had these awful Transformers movies.

At the very least the first one was good!

[mwhittington]

Why can't they just let these things die!? You can smell the cheese on these movies, and it's not even a good cheese! I saw the first one, and that was enough, it's not my type of cheesy movie.

It apparently makes money. Same reason we have had these awful Transformers movies.

True, but at least the Transformers movies are my kind of cheesy. At least they still use Peter Cullen's voice for Optimus Prime. I just went to see The Last Knight... last night. I found it to be hard to follow at first as it kind of jumped around, but I liked it.