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Thank you all! Yep, she's the first, not even home yet and already i have no time for my xbox!

Xbox = Any time for yourself whatsoever. Wouldn't change it for the world though

I've been having good days at work.

And some of my fellow employees have been sporting goatees.

Is this coincidence?

Just finished my first day at college, and one of my profs was a moron, she couldn't keep track of her class, and was horrible at teaching. And there was this cute girl that I know from somewhere, I just have no idea from where. It bothers me slightly that I know her, but I don't know from where and she's cute, so I know I do remember her, because I always remember a pretty face. I'll talk to her eventually just because it's a social class, which will be interesting...

Yes, very interesting. Good luck with that, Nick.

Awwh Nick has emerged from the world of sitting in bedroom and playing with computers, and discovered the female race! I kid, good luck

Yeah, I did that a while ago actually, haha.

It bothers me mostly because I think I've maybe seen her in a mall or something like that.... But idk. Oh well, Ill try and figure it out on Wednesday. And today the family is going to the beach.

Once more into the breach, we leave my grandparents house and begin the journey of insanely congested southend roads, speed crazed lunacy on the M25 and the general peril of the M3.


Yeah, my days looking great!

Couple of moments happened.


We found another roommate (we have a 3 bedroom apt), who seemed cool enough and paid his rent two months in advance. Well, he started getting high again, and caused a scene, first after locking himself out of hit room, he tried to climb from our balcony onto his window ledge and in threw the window (problem is we live on the 7th floor). Then he starts acting nuts and demands all of his money back, including the money for when he lived there.

Idiot.


Yesterday, I was home and got a knock on the door. A really pretty girl was there and asked if I was married. I said "I'm divorced".

Then she asks "Do you like to have sex?"

OMG, I thought this was about to be a penthouse moment. So I give her my charming grin, and say "Of course." So, she whips out a pamphlet about the evils of premarital sex and informs me I'm going to hell. But if I join her mormon church, I'll be saved.

By the way, in those situations, the minute you let them see your Star of David, they back off for some reason. Go figure.

@ MARK

Thats just so wrong yet just so right.

No,thts just wrong on so many levels, I mean, ok, your trying to get information to better present your information, but that just goes into overkill. it's annoying too.

Well, happy September everyone.

Well, I'm back from packing the last bit of summer into the last few days. Water park (twice,) pool, beach, and outfitting a six-year-old drama queen for school since Friday.

In other news, I can't believe my little peanut started first grade today. *sniff*

Aww. And I say that with no snark or sarcasm, Mikey. Always hard to let them go.

My mother's gushing at the moment, since this is my last year at school.

"My boy's growing up" at which point she leaps upon me in a smothering manner.