We found another roommate (we have a 3 bedroom apt), who seemed cool enough and paid his rent two months in advance. Well, he started getting high again, and caused a scene, first after locking himself out of hit room, he tried to climb from our balcony onto his window ledge and in threw the window (problem is we live on the 7th floor). Then he starts acting nuts and demands all of his money back, including the money for when he lived there.
Yesterday, I was home and got a knock on the door. A really pretty girl was there and asked if I was married. I said "I'm divorced".
Then she asks "Do you like to have sex?"
OMG, I thought this was about to be a penthouse moment. So I give her my charming grin, and say "Of course." So, she whips out a pamphlet about the evils of premarital sex and informs me I'm going to hell. But if I join her mormon church, I'll be saved.
By the way, in those situations, the minute you let them see your Star of David, they back off for some reason. Go figure.