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And this is your gift...

Happy Birthday fishfood Mikey!

I believe that called premeditated Murder.

But can you get that fricken shark with a fricken laser beam on it's fricken head?

Teaos wrote:I believe that called premeditated Murder.

Can you imagine what they would have got him if he weren't family?

Still, a Happy Belated Birthday to you Mikey

Thanks all, and no - I can't get a friggin' shark with a friggin' laser beam attached to its friggin' forehead!

BTW, I'm not sure I get the jokes about the gift. The only one of the four that worries me a bit is the barracuda, but all in all it sounds like a one-of-a-kind experience.

I'm a bit late here, but happy birthday, Mikey (I already said it on Facebook, though). Just keep anything shiny away from the 'cuda, and you should be fine.

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:But can you get that fricken shark with a fricken laser beam on it's fricken head?

I think I'd rather have a shark with missile launchers.

How about a shark with...

wait for it...






piranha launchers!!!

Or a deadly bee weapon!

"Bees, my god."

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:

Mikey wrote:

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Do you have your "IN MY DAY!!!" speech ready?

Eh? What's that? Hmmph! Get off'n my lawn!

*Stays out of the reach of Mikey's cane and taunts him*

**Hands Mikey a shotgun and gets out of the way**

You are a good person, Foxx.

Foxx! *Shakes fist at her*