"Unexpected" humor
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"Unexpected" humor
I watched the episode "Unexpected" yesterday on HDNet...The episode was horrible (it's the one where Trip becomes pregnant ) but one line spoken made all that wasted time worthwhile...The Xyrillians ran a holographic simulation of Qo'noS for the Klingon boarding party. Vorok, the Klingon commander, is standing on a mountain overlooking the capital city. He points and says, "I can see my house from here!" Classic...
HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
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A little cliche...
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Personaly, I just watch ENT this way. Then I can enjoy the knowledge I've not wasted any of my time with the show.steamrunner wrote:HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
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Same here. Only way I'll watch VOY as well.Rochey wrote:Personaly, I just watch ENT this way. Then I can enjoy the knowledge I've not wasted any of my time with the show.steamrunner wrote:HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
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Oh come on, the only Voyager episode that was worse than "Unexpected" was "Threshold". Trip, pregnant. Geesh.
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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What about the episode with reverse aging? Surely that's worse too?Mark wrote:Oh come on, the only Voyager episode that was worse than "Unexpected" was "Threshold". Trip, pregnant. Geesh.
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Nutso, what the hell is that thing in your avatar?
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Rochey wrote:Nutso, what the hell is that thing in your avatar?
In honor of the discussion of Trip being pregnant.......now change it! It's freaking me out!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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the first couple of VOY seasons were ok....not great but ok. And ENT last season was passalbe. If they had started with that route it might have been a decent series.
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Uhh... the first couple of Voyager were ok? You mean the Jeri Ryan lacking , over run with Neelix, motherfucking Threshold producing first few seasons of Voyager?
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Really, Tyyr, you've got to stop holding back.
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