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Nickswitz wrote::laughroll:

I just died for the last page.
Well good thing we have someone here who should know a thing or two about disposing of bodies.
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Lighthawk wrote:
Nickswitz wrote::laughroll:

I just died for the last page.
Well good thing we have someone here who should know a thing or two about disposing of bodies.
Why do we have to bring up the fact that I'm from Jersey?
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What else is there to do with someone from Jersey other then bury them?
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Deepcrush wrote:What else is there to do with someone from Jersey other then bury them?
Cremating them and flushing the remains down a toliet
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Show of hands - anyone else want to find out first-hand where Hoffa is buried?
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No, NONE of you want to know.
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I like not knowing.
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stitch626 wrote:I like not knowing.
You're safer that way.
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Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.
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Mark wrote:Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.
Amateurs. That's why a state needs a few good impenetrable swamps.
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Mark wrote:Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.

They should have just taken them to Satriale's...Mmmm, I wonder if Agent Harris ended up with some mystery meat in his pork sandwich...
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Mikey wrote:
Mark wrote:Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.
Amateurs. That's why a state needs a few good impenetrable swamps.
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Victory is Life wrote:
Mark wrote:Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.

They should have just taken them to Satriale's...Mmmm, I wonder if Agent Harris ended up with some mystery meat in his pork sandwich...
*point of state pride* It was mortadella, BTW.
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Mikey wrote:
Victory is Life wrote:
Mark wrote:Does anyone else remember a couple of decades ago when "businessmen" were disposing of the "competition" at hot dog factories? I always have to wonder when I got a dog from a cornor vendor.

They should have just taken them to Satriale's...Mmmm, I wonder if Agent Harris ended up with some mystery meat in his pork sandwich...
*point of state pride* It was mortadella, BTW.

Off topic slightly, but speaking of Agent Harris, remember when the FBI showed up at Tony's house, and Tony asked them to roll the garbages down the hill, tomorrow's pick up day...TS FTW
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That home, BTW, is in a town in NJ very close to where Yogi Berra lives. If you want to get there, just follow the directions Yogi once gave to Joe Garagiola; Garagiola was lost en route to visiting Yogi, and on the phone Yogi told him, "I know exactly where you are. Don't go the other way, come this way."
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