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[Granitehewer]

i can't swim but luckily someone bright and wonderful invented supermarkets, which is either a sign of divine creative sparks imbued in us, or the fact that my fellow men cater to lazy buggers like me

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Nah, God just resents it when people steal cheese fries from his plate. I hear that's where the pretty marble statues in Heaven come from

[Granitehewer]

i like the notion of an edible afterlife......

[Sionnach Glic]

As far as I'm concerned, if it's tasty then any inteligent creator intended us to eat it.

[Granitehewer]

exactly, alot of noxious creatures have a repulsive bitter taste anyway, certain frogs, al sharpton, etc

[Mikey]

That's what I say to people like PETA. If we weren't meant to eat cows, they'd either be faster or more dangerous.

[thelordharry]

That's what I say to people like PETA. If we weren't meant to eat cows, they'd either be faster or more dangerous.

Now come on Mikey, are you the webmaster of this site?

[Mark]

That's what I say to people like PETA. If we weren't meant to eat cows, they'd either be faster or more dangerous.

Don't forget, "A cow wouldn't hesitate to eat you!"

[Lazar]

End vegicide now!

[Mikey]

That's what I say to people like PETA. If we weren't meant to eat cows, they'd either be faster or more dangerous.

Now come on Mikey, are you the webmaster of this site?

I can't take credit for that. But I do subscribe to the immortal words of the Reverend Horton Heat:

[quote="The Reverend Horton Heat's "Eat Steak""]Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo"

Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup

Saw a big Brahma Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brahma Steer's hump

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.
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[Sionnach Glic]

Damn, there's one Reverend who speaks the truth.

Can I get an amen, brothers?

[Mikey]

AFAIK, Jim Heath (singer and guitarist from the Reverend Horton Heat) isn't really an ordained minister, except maybe of the Church of the Gretsch Guitar.

[Mark]

Still.....I'll give 'em an amen!