Hand Phasers
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Mikey
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Re: Hand Phasers
It's obviously the "quantum echo."
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Re: Hand Phasers
Hehe. Good one. I also noticed that, but thought it was just our TV.
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Re: Hand Phasers
With the phasers vs lungs... what you hear is the death nell of the warp as a soul dies forever!
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Re: Hand Phasers
Something just occured to me. In season one, didn't all of the senior officers carry type 1 hand phasers as sidearms at all times? After all Riker had one handy enough when he needed to vape those Q creations before he recieved those Q powers. We saw that a couple of times. Why did they stop carrying those? Or even start in the first place?
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Re: Hand Phasers
Those TNG type one Phasers were cute.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Hand Phasers
Be damn easy to mistake it for your keychain though.kostmayer wrote:Those TNG type one Phasers were cute.
"Why won't this damn thing unlock my car?"
*car disintergrates*
"Oh. Wrong pocket."
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Hand Phasers
No worse than the remote-control style Type 2.
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Yeah, but then at least you'd only vaporize your TV.Rochey wrote:No worse than the remote-control style Type 2.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Hand Phasers
Depends which way you point it. 
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Re: Hand Phasers
Kind of like that gizmo from the old show "Time Trax"Tsukiyumi wrote:Be damn easy to mistake it for your keychain though.kostmayer wrote:Those TNG type one Phasers were cute.
"Why won't this damn thing unlock my car?"
*car disintergrates*
"Oh. Wrong pocket."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Hand Phasers
So what ever happened to those? Last time I saw one, Geordi was trying to assassinate that Klingon Governer for the Romulans. They were pretty nifty. Could even tell you have the power to vaporize someone hidden in the palm of your hand
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Hand Phasers
OOU, they were hard to show onscreen properly cause of the size. IU, can't have a non-military organisation wandering around the ship armed now can we?Mark wrote:So what ever happened to those? Last time I saw one, Geordi was trying to assassinate that Klingon Governer for the Romulans. They were pretty nifty. Could even tell you have the power to vaporize someone hidden in the palm of your hand
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That guy had style - your pretty girlfriend gets killed? no problem, just go back in time and boff her mother.Mark wrote:Kind of like that gizmo from the old show "Time Trax"Tsukiyumi wrote:Be damn easy to mistake it for your keychain though.kostmayer wrote:Those TNG type one Phasers were cute.
"Why won't this damn thing unlock my car?"
*car disintergrates*
"Oh. Wrong pocket."
The TNG type II phasers did suck - they looked like dustbusters.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Hand Phasers
I always thought of them as handy vacs 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Hand Phasers
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