Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?

[Mikey]

Man, that's an impressive amount of alcohol.

I tend to think that alcohol was the least of it.

[Mark]

There is a reason I don't party like that anymore

The short version is, I was still in the army on a four day pass. I started drinking Wednesday night, and didn't stop till I passed out. Apparently, I started drinking again as soon as I came to, and things got hazier and hazier till I lost track of everything. I woke up Sunday afternoon, with my keys and wallet next to me, in a house i'd never been to before, surrounded by a dozen or so people I'd never seen before in my life. The worst part was I was completely and utterly naked. My clothes were nowhere to be found. From what they told me, I showed up naked (although why anyone would let a stark naked drunk guy in is beyond me.) I had to sneak back on post with a pillow from the couch and nothing else.

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, I'd say that was a clear sign of a problem...

[Mark]

Just a small one

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, at least you realized it.

[Sionnach Glic]

Yeah, I think that's safe to say.

[Mikey]

You still had your keys and wallet? That's something.

[Sionnach Glic]

Aye, unlike my friend that woke up in a bush in the middle of a park with a noticable lack of clothing (though oddly enough he still had his mobile).

[Teaos]

I've never woke up naked. I have been the one to strip people and dump them though.

[Sionnach Glic]

Same here.

[Mikey]

*scribbles note* "Do not go drinking with Rochey and Teaos"

[Tsukiyumi]

One of my friends always ends up with permanent marker drawings all over his face.

[Mikey]

*finds note* ... or Tsu.

[Tsukiyumi]

*finds note* ... or Tsu.

Change that to "Tsu's friends"; I never do any of that - I have a "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" sort of philosophy.

[Mikey]

So noted.