I tend to think that alcohol was the least of it.Rochey wrote:Man, that's an impressive amount of alcohol.
Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
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Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
There is a reason I don't party like that anymore
The short version is, I was still in the army on a four day pass. I started drinking Wednesday night, and didn't stop till I passed out. Apparently, I started drinking again as soon as I came to, and things got hazier and hazier till I lost track of everything. I woke up Sunday afternoon, with my keys and wallet next to me, in a house i'd never been to before, surrounded by a dozen or so people I'd never seen before in my life. The worst part was I was completely and utterly naked. My clothes were nowhere to be found. From what they told me, I showed up naked (although why anyone would let a stark naked drunk guy in is beyond me.) I had to sneak back on post with a pillow from the couch and nothing else.
The short version is, I was still in the army on a four day pass. I started drinking Wednesday night, and didn't stop till I passed out. Apparently, I started drinking again as soon as I came to, and things got hazier and hazier till I lost track of everything. I woke up Sunday afternoon, with my keys and wallet next to me, in a house i'd never been to before, surrounded by a dozen or so people I'd never seen before in my life. The worst part was I was completely and utterly naked. My clothes were nowhere to be found. From what they told me, I showed up naked (although why anyone would let a stark naked drunk guy in is beyond me.) I had to sneak back on post with a pillow from the couch and nothing else.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Well, I'd say that was a clear sign of a problem...
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Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
Just a small one
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Well, at least you realized it.
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Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
Yeah, I think that's safe to say.
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You still had your keys and wallet? That's something.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
Aye, unlike my friend that woke up in a bush in the middle of a park with a noticable lack of clothing (though oddly enough he still had his mobile).
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I've never woke up naked. I have been the one to strip people and dump them though.
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Same here.
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*scribbles note* "Do not go drinking with Rochey and Teaos"
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One of my friends always ends up with permanent marker drawings all over his face.
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*finds note* ... or Tsu.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Change that to "Tsu's friends"; I never do any of that - I have a "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" sort of philosophy.Mikey wrote:*finds note* ... or Tsu.
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So noted.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer