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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Tue May 11, 2010 12:02 am

Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Mark » Tue May 11, 2010 12:46 am

Not that I'm aware of............ :worried:
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Lighthawk » Tue May 11, 2010 7:24 am

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Oh, this is the guy with the hypermatter torpedoes and crap?


Hypermatter? Yay for sticking random adjectives onto words to spice them up. Don't know what I'd do without my megalaptop, ultratruck, and superdimensional-bathroom.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tsukiyumi » Tue May 11, 2010 1:37 pm

Is it too early for metavodka?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tyyr » Tue May 11, 2010 5:27 pm

So long as you don't drive your isocar afterwards.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tsukiyumi » Tue May 11, 2010 5:38 pm

No, no. I'm like Lighthawk; I drive an ultratruck.

I'm still gigaresponsible, though. I'd never do that.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Mark » Tue May 11, 2010 8:00 pm

Don't look at me. I've got my hypermoped.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tsukiyumi » Tue May 11, 2010 9:28 pm

:lol:
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Mark » Tue May 11, 2010 9:41 pm

Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Sonic Glitch » Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 pm

Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?

Oh, now he expects us to read it too... oy.


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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tsukiyumi » Tue May 11, 2010 11:06 pm

I'm not reading it.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Lighthawk » Wed May 12, 2010 4:20 am

Not even if we quantum-dog dare you to?
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tsukiyumi » Wed May 12, 2010 5:13 am

Maybe in a month when I'm not in a "kill anything that moves wrong" mood.

I'm going to read Dark Tower 7. That's it.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Sionnach Glic » Wed May 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Mark wrote:Let me know when one of you guys read it. Is it as bad to you as it is to me?


I didn't even get halfway through the first chapter. From the first bloody paragraph it starts off with the Mary Sue-ing.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

Postby Tyyr » Wed May 12, 2010 12:35 pm

Well at least you know what you're getting into up front.
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