Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?

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Tyyr wrote:Well at least you know what you're getting into up front.
Well, that's nice, at least.
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Yeah, always nice to have some advance warning.
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What was your take on it, Rochey? Fan-tastic? 8)
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Okay... this is bad. The guy's a classic Gary Stu. He just exists. There's no emotion behind him, no passion. And Laura? Laura? That's not a Betazoid name, even taking into account her mixed heritage. Oh, and she just goes for him. Ugh...

Please tell me my writing's not this bad. Please...
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You talking about the link I posted?

No my friend. Not even close.
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Yeah, Mark. The special ops one with the Freeman guy. And thanks. :)
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Mark wrote:You talking about the link I posted?

No my friend. Not even close.
Ayah, that is horrid. I got as far as "my dads the Excalibur no1." and then closed it.
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I got about halfway through the first chapter and then gave up. Piece. of. Shit.
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Yeah, I never did see much to his stories except how everyone including Picard should kiss his main characters ass.
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Read for about a minute and found the story totally bland.
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Deepcrush wrote:Read for about a minute and found the story totally bland.
Good point, too. When he just lists stuff it has no passion. It's just Freeman reading off a piece of paper.
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Pretty much. "Freedman, you're the perfect person... here's why!"

Item one, item two, item three, item four... etc...

At some point its more like this kid was just making some hero to jerk off to.
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