Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
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Take that spelling nazi
You get the just of it. They fly around the galaxy in a tricked out Defiant class doing the usual. Depressing the oppressed, wronging rights, and generally making asses of themselves. But, they seem to be having fun though.
Seriously, there's always a new planet to invade for whatever reason.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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The gist of it perhaps?Mark wrote:
Take that spelling nazi
You get the just of it. They fly around the galaxy in a tricked out Defiant class doing the usual. Depressing the oppressed, wronging rights, and generally making asses of themselves. But, they seem to be having fun though.
Seriously, there's always a new planet to invade for whatever reason.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Guys, I'm seeing a serious lack of awful fanfics being named in this thread.
I've heard of her, but I've never read the stories about her. And from what I've heard, I don't want to.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Marissa Picard. Anyone else heard of her?
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So what's the definition of those?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: Or 'fix fics' in another.
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A 'fix fic', in general, is basically rewriting canon to 'fix' it. For instance, Anakin Solo does not die in SBS. Or... Harry and Hermione get together. Luke goes to the Dark Side. Kirk doesn't 'die' in Generations.Tyyr wrote:So what's the definition of those?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote: Or 'fix fics' in another.
Sometimes, it can be very good. Team 8 for the Naruto fandom, for example. Sometimes, though... it sucks. Especially when you have an OC which is basically a self-insert that's uber-elite.
Remember the episode 'Disaster'? Those kids Picard helps in the turbolift? The girl? He adopts her. Imagine the worst aspects of Wesley's promotions cranked to eleven. I've read the MST versions, which is why I'm still sane.Sionnach Glic wrote:Guys, I'm seeing a serious lack of awful fanfics being named in this thread.
I've heard of her, but I've never read the stories about her. And from what I've heard, I don't want to.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Marissa Picard. Anyone else heard of her?
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Ah, the 3 million army groups then?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:A 'fix fic', in general, is basically rewriting canon to 'fix' it.
Or the that Mandalore was BDZ'ed millennia ago.
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Essentially, yes. Never said it had to be fanfiction, after all.Captain Seafort wrote:Ah, the 3 million army groups then?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:A 'fix fic', in general, is basically rewriting canon to 'fix' it.
Or the that Mandalore was BDZ'ed millennia ago.
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Alright that's what I thought. Given that I was "correcting" much of what I thought SF did wrong in my Trek fic I was wondering if it fell under this heading.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:A 'fix fic', in general, is basically rewriting canon to 'fix' it. For instance, Anakin Solo does not die in SBS. Or... Harry and Hermione get together. Luke goes to the Dark Side. Kirk doesn't 'die' in Generations.
Sometimes, it can be very good. Team 8 for the Naruto fandom, for example. Sometimes, though... it sucks. Especially when you have an OC which is basically a self-insert that's uber-elite.
I demand a link.Remember the episode 'Disaster'? Those kids Picard helps in the turbolift? The girl? He adopts her. Imagine the worst aspects of Wesley's promotions cranked to eleven. I've read the MST versions, which is why I'm still sane.
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1154297/Quazi_Joe
What this guy has written is rather awful as well. harry becomes a supercharged wandless spell throwing winged humanoid, gets Luna Lovegood and more.
What this guy has written is rather awful as well. harry becomes a supercharged wandless spell throwing winged humanoid, gets Luna Lovegood and more.
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Yeah. Fix fics can be good or bad. Hell, technically 'Where No Jedi Has Gone Before' is a fix fic.Tyyr wrote:Alright that's what I thought. Given that I was "correcting" much of what I thought SF did wrong in my Trek fic I was wondering if it fell under this heading.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:A 'fix fic', in general, is basically rewriting canon to 'fix' it. For instance, Anakin Solo does not die in SBS. Or... Harry and Hermione get together. Luke goes to the Dark Side. Kirk doesn't 'die' in Generations.
Sometimes, it can be very good. Team 8 for the Naruto fandom, for example. Sometimes, though... it sucks. Especially when you have an OC which is basically a self-insert that's uber-elite.
I demand a link.Remember the episode 'Disaster'? Those kids Picard helps in the turbolift? The girl? He adopts her. Imagine the worst aspects of Wesley's promotions cranked to eleven. I've read the MST versions, which is why I'm still sane.
As for a link...
TVtropes article about the fic series
MST versions of the fics
Like I said, I've never read the 'raw' forms of them.
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I've found the new link!
http://startrekspecops.t35.com/index.html
Special Operations is the one I was talking about. It's not HORRIBLE, but it IS bad in a "wanker" kind of way. See what you think....he has a whole website.
http://startrekspecops.t35.com/index.html
Special Operations is the one I was talking about. It's not HORRIBLE, but it IS bad in a "wanker" kind of way. See what you think....he has a whole website.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Where he talks about a 16km Enterprise-E?Mark wrote:....he has a whole website.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."