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Who here has a gun? I need to...ah...borrow it.
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Man, that's awful. :lol:
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I actually kinda like that... if it were a ship of say the late 2700s rather than the 2300s. :)
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Early 2800s actually, according to the article. It's still a wankship, and a wankship that's nicked ideas pretty blatantly from the Tardis at that.
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Huh, I thought I read 2380. My bad.

I don't mind them nicking the "pocket universe bigger on the inside" thing, since it has made it into cannon with Enterprise "Future Tense".
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Thieving bastards. :x First Tom Paris: Time Lord, and now this. :evil:
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The ship itself is ugly to say the least but i like the background story, the fact that its main timeline is that from STXI, the pocket dimension idea and the inter timeline pirates.
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Jesus Christ that thing's awful. :?
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Aside from the pure technobabble crap that makes up 50% of the entry. I just wonder what's the point of using a ship for this instead of basing these time line antennas on a planet.
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Tyyr wrote:Aside from the pure technobabble crap that makes up 50% of the entry. I just wonder what's the point of using a ship for this instead of basing these time line antennas on a planet.

The point? Obviously, the creator of this ship doesn't get his rocks off the same way from just bashing the antennae.
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a pregnant ship
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and a ship ...with balls
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Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!

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The two top ones are horrid. The bottom was fine until I saw the ship bolted to a K'Tinga hull. No flair or ability shown there.
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Pirate ship? It's K'T'Inga with extra plates. :roll:

o save everyone the trouble, you could easily paste 90% of the content from shipschematics.net here.
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SomosFuga wrote:and a ship ...with balls
http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv35 ... ruiser.jpg
Actually I think those are boobs.
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