Simple: go down the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

Cookie for the reference.

Picard probably wrote that himself. Again, Win.

Captain Seafort wrote:

IanKennedy wrote:Surely the best one is Ass-car, because you sit on your ASS in a CAR, while going around in circles

Shouldn't that be called "Swindon"?

Yes. Yes it should. I know swindon rather too well for that.

2 Sovereigns as task force leaders (one as flagship) and 3 MVAM Prometheus-class as flagship escorts (one as task force leader). 9 Nebula class with sensor pods as ECM and primary defense ships 3 Steamrunners as fleet patrol ships 2 Intrepids as scout vessels/fleet augments 1 Ambassador as a diplom...

Deepcrush wrote:Are you going to post your suspected results for the first part?

Yeah, I'll do that soon. Only Tsu has actually justified his use of the ships he requested though, you all might want to edit your posts.

Anyone else want to have a go?
Should I post part 2?

Don't get me wrong, it loads plenty fast enough. I just noticed a difference in speed, but I can't really tell any difference in the look.

It seems to run more slowly for me.

Deepcrush wrote:Alex vs Mikey... that would be extremely funny.

No contest. Mikeys name is in green. And I was just failing at being funny, not trying to start a fight.

I'm sorry, would you prefer I opened up this can of Whoop-Ass?

It could be a split off the mirror universe, where they got the Vulcan technology but eventually formed the federation and became a more advanced version of the one we know and love. That avoids more splits while provides another explanation.

Just an extract from something I helped write for a SIMM. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Naussican threw the first punch, straight at McClintock. Ancipating this standard straight-on attack McClintock dodged the clumsy swing, and now free to attack instantl...

I can solve this problem. ST XI never happened.

Cool. I am looking forward to it. Once I read yours, I will try an post one.

Any updates Sonic?