| Quote |
| Worf : | "That was not a Klingon song!" |
| Troi : | "It wasn't easy to translate. There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for 'jolly'." |
| | after she attempted to translate "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" |
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| Alternate Wesley Crusher : | "Captain, we're receiving 285,000 hails." | | to Alternate Picard |
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| Alternate Data : | "At this rate, the sector will be completely filled with Enterprises within three days." | | to Alternate Picard |
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| Deanna : | "I know Klingons like to be alone on their birthdays. You probably want to meditate, or hit yourself with a painstick, or something." | | to Worf |
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