| Quote |
| Quark : | "Who's winning the war?" |
| Dax : | "It's too early to tell." |
| Quark : | "It's been three days." |
| Dax : | "Don't remind me. They found a nest." |
| Quark : | "That's good." |
| Dax : | "It's not the main nest." |
| Quark : | "That's not so good. I thought Chief O'Brien trapped the last vole on the station months ago." |
| Dax : | "Well, obviously he missed a couple. A married couple. They breed like tribbles." |
| Quark : | "But they're not as cute." |
| | on the vole infestation |
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| Ishka : | "He said I didn't really love him! That I was just using him! That I was a scheming, profit-hungry fe-male who couldn't keep her clothes off!" |
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| Quark : | "What are you doing in my closet?" |
| Brunt : | "Conducting official FCA business." |
| Quark : | "In my closet?" |
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| Leeta : | "I hate him." |
| Kira : | "No, you don't." |
| Leeta : | "All he loves is latinum." |
| Kira : | "No, he doesn't." |
| Leeta : | "Cancelling that wedding was the best thing that ever happened to me." |
| Kira : | "No, it isn't." |
| Leeta : | "I am so glad, he's out of my life." |
| Kira : | "No, you're not." |
| Leeta : | "Major, you haven't been listening to me." |
| Kira : | "Yes, I have." |
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