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| Name | Caption |
| bigeviljimmy | i have to push the pram alot |
| AdmiralED | McCoy: Damn it Jim!!!! I said say AAAAHHH!!! Not OOOOO! |
| AdmiralED | Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! Khan: Wasn't me it was SULU fault! Kirk: Damn!!! SULUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| AdmiralED | 21st Century Linguist: Repeat after me: Waaazzzaaa.... Kirk: WAAAAZZZZOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!! Linguist: NO!!!! Nooo!!!! Wazzaaaa!!!! Kirk: Waaazzzzoooooooop Liguist: ahhh neverming.... |
| AdmiralED | SSSSSMMMMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKKKiiiiiiiNNNNNN' !!!!!! |
| Andrew W | Here how do like my version of that great Canadian Rushs Tom Sawyer? Nearly as good as my Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. |
| jg | The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you. |
| jg | Kirk: You may take away my life, but you'll never take away my mojo. |
| crewman bob | "A British tar is a soaring soul, As free as a mountain bird, His energetic fist should be ready to resist A dictatorial word. His nose should pant, and his lip should curl, His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl, His bosom should heave, and his heart should glow, And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow..." Picard-"It sounds better when I sing it." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "And so I says to her: 'Yeoman Rand, have you ever seen the inside of the warp nacelle?', and she says, 'nooo...', but it wasn't a regular 'no', it was one of those 'no, but I'd really like to', and I knew she really wanted to see the warp nacelle..." |
| RedDwarfian | Ohhhhhh... I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of co-co-nuts, de-de-le-de-de... |
| Reliant121 | now my dear, you father can't save you To my quarters with you!! |
| Reliant121 | how dare you steal my cookie!!! |
| MetalHead | WHO LET THE TRIBBLES OUT!?!?!?! |
| stitch626 | One of the drawbacks to DVDs, they sometimes get stuck, and always at the worst times. |
| ThomasJBryant | "...the lion sleeps tonight! ah-WEEEEEEE" |
| ThomasJBryant | There's... something on the starboard nacell... some----THING! |
| Legion | The only capital punishment left in the Federation: Kirk singing. |
| Pinky & the Brain | (In a camp voice) Oooh it's not fair, I wanted to go to Sulu's wedding, and I wanted to be able to catch the bouquet. |
| Darth Later | Kirk after Spok used the Vulcan Violation grip on him |
| Darth Later | WHO TOOK A COCKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!?!? |
| idiot | further sulu wasnt the only one in the closet on star trek;) |
| RedDwarfian | BOO! |
| MetalHead | ...Is James Kirk gonna have to choke a bitch!? |
| McFortner | Ooooooooo.... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.... |
| Tom | Spock, I'm sick of you're damned half-breed interference!!! |
| MetalHead | Kirk: Oh HELL no! |
| The Geek | Ohhhhhh!!!!! Spock (offscreen): No, Captain, it is 'arrgh.' Back of the throat. |
| Mr. President | It was a little known fact that Captain Kirk was a lifelong fan of the ancient Earth sci-fi show Lexx and could often be heard in the corridors of the Enterprise singing the Battle Hymn of the Brunnen-G: "Vaiyo A-O. A Home Va Ya Ray. Vaiyo A-Rah. Jerhume Brunnen-G!" |
| Mr. President | After his five year mission, Kirk had got his seduction routine down pat: "You will take your clothes off in three ... two ..." |
| Mr. President | It's a little known fact that in the late 80s William Shatner auditioned for the part of Homer in "The Simpsons". PRODUCER: "Okay, if you can just repeat after me: D'oh." SHATNER: "Duh-oh." PRODUCER: "D'oh." SHATNER: "Duh-oh." PRODUCER: "No, not duh-oh - d'oh." SHATNER: "Duh-oh." PRODUCER: "D'oh." SHATNER: "Duh-oh." PRODUCER: "D'oh!" SHATNER: "Duh-oh." PRODUCER: "For the last time, it's not duh-oh, it's d'oh!" SHATNER: "That's what I'm saying - duh-oh." PRODUCER: "Oh, for goodness' sake, somebody get Patrick Stewart on the phone." SHATNER: "Does this mean I haven't got it?" PRODUCER: "Put it this way - don't hail us, we'll hail you." SHATNER: "D'oh!" PRODUCER: "What was that?" SHATNER: "What was what?" |
| Foxbat | "Your Honor, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!" |
| Foxbat | (A Kirk Haiku) Court Martial James Kirk? What, pray tell, are the charges? Murder by singing! |
| Bodhi | The gay-beam claims another victim. |
| Bodhi | ... and then Sulu woke up. |
| Jason T | "Old man river..." |
| WTJTKS | Who are YOU to make fun of William Tiberius Shatner, no matter how stupid the picture looks anyway? |
| Lynn Campbell | What's that on the wing? It's pulling out all the wires!!!! |
| jg | Kirk: If you don't allow me to rip my shirt off, I swear the will be hell to pay. |
| jg | The Fish Ambassador from Pisces Prime was not amused by Kirk's initation of him. |
| jg | Kirk, moments before unfurling a tongue that would make Gene Simmons proud. |
| jg | A rare picture od Captian Kirk, a few hours after getting Botox injections in his lips. |
| jg | Kirk (singing) Oh, Oh, It's magic... |
| McFortner | And here is a classic image of Captian Kirk seducing the women of Piscus IV. |
| AJ | As part of Hollywood's anti-smoking campaign, the cigar was removed from this image. |
| Pinky & the Brain | What cant be seen off camera is Kirk arms is the position of a "Teapot" As he goes OOOH |
| Hugh Jass | Burp That's a spicy meetball |
| orri | "Quothe the Raven 'Never more, never more' no just no more please, no no no!!!!!!!" |
| DanielB | The obvious: It's his "O-face." The more obvious: Sulu's just below shot. The less-than-obvious: He's pulling Yeoman Rand off the captain. |
| Legion | Since Kirk was already going to be sent to the damn last primitive backwater planet, he decided to try and save himself by singing. |
| Mr. Mot | Captain Kirk tests the lesser known theory: In space, nobody can hear you sneeze. |
| Tyrridon | When Shatner insisted on singing in one scene, the writers saw fit to invent a new ability for Vulcans...and thus was born the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. |
| Tyrridon | "...and all I could say was, 'his eyes...his eyes...'" |
| Tyrridon | This time, it was Shatner's turn to buck for a promotion! |
| Tyrridon | Kirk always donned his dress uniform when it was time to kiss Starfleet Command's collective ass... |
| Tyrridon | For some reason, Shatner always returned from the trailer he and Takei shared between takes with this odd expression on his face... |
| Tyrridon | When the director told Shatner to "hold that thought" in mid-sentence, he didn't mean it quite so literally... |
| Tyrridon | After years of ass kissing on Shatner's part, his mouth just kind of stuck that way... |
| Tyrridon | "Youuuuuuu!" "Who me?!" "Yes, youuuuuuuuu!" |
| Tyrridon | "If you put your ear up to his mouth...you can hear the ocean..." |
| Tyrridon | "A British tar is a soaring soul...!" |
| Tyrridon | "Ohhhh, Sulu? Pucker up, buttercup!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Go on punk, make my day." |
| Captain 8472 | He huffed, and puffed, and got the part. |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk: If they fire an officer at us, we shall reply in-kind! Wait! Not me! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Captain Kirk discovers Records Officer Benjamin Finney in the most unlikely place. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Big Jim was first in line at the auditions for baritone in the Enterprise's Barbershop Quartet, "The Fed Four". |
| Enzo Aquarius | Kirk: McCoy, Ex-Lax, Now. |
| Enzo Aquarius | Chekov: Royal Flush. Kirk: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Scotty: You heard the man, Cap'n, take off those clothes! |
| Captain 8472 | Me want snoo-snoo! |
| Captain 8472 | Insert sexual pun here. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | CANADA! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Kiss me you fool! |
| Mr. President | Set faces to stunned. |
| Xela | Kirks last words: Oh crap |
| AJ | Kirk opens a safety valve to let out the pressure of his ego |
| Unixrevolution | Kirk, seconds after a Klingon pulled a popsicle out of his mouth. |
| Unixrevolution | Despite his apparent distaste for the suprise party, Kirk agreed to blow out the candles on the cake anyhow. |
| Unixrevolution | Spock(Offscreen): No, captain, you are not doing it properly. It is not "Nu", it is "Ni". |
| Unixrevolution | No, YOU have no honor! |
| MetalHead | Kirk: Doomsday machine!? I AM THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!! *roar* |
| MetalHead | Despite this angry apperance, this is Shatner slaying thousands by singing the opening bass notes of "Symphony in E-Flat". |
| FnordBear | This my "O" face. Get it? "Ohhhh! Ohhhh!" |
| MetalHead | Kirk: I DEMAND COMPENSATION! Archer gets a busty vulcan babe, Picard gets a badass klingon and a superhuman android, Sisko becomes a prophet and makes dreams come true, Janeway gets 7 of 9, and I HAVE TO FIGHT MEN IN RUBBER SUITS WITH BAMBOO CANNONS!? I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! |
| aussiet | Well I guess the look I'm best known for is Blue Steel. |
| Stephanos | Ohhh....We're Star Treking, across the universe.... |
| Deadmeat | I can too act my way out of a wet paper bag! Watch this! *ahem* "MAMMY!!!!!" See! Suck on that Nimoy!!! |
| Deadmeat | Who would have known that zero-G taco belches had that kind of hang time ? |
| Deadmeat | "To DREAM!!! The Impossible DREAM! To...ummm" Line please? |
| Glen | The last look anyone sees who dares asks if there is "something on the wing...some...thing" |
| Glen | And we see now why Bill Shatner got kicked out of George Takei's bacherlor party. |
| Glen | George Takei: Bill...You're an asshole you know that right? |
| Glen | Kirk: And she did this really weird thing with her lips...Like this Yeoman Rand: I'm standing right here... |
| OlderThanTOS | Kirk, his tongue held ready. |
| Niall Johnson | Does my breath smell bad to you? |
| Andrew W | Star Trek The Musical |
| Niall Johnson | Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? |
| Niall Johnson | If I had a cigarette, I'd be blowing smoke rings. |
| David Salberg | ...And right off-screen is a room full of pregnant aliens whom Kirk all slept with. |
| David Salberg | Please insert quarter to continue acting. |
| AJ | Little did people know what it would lead to when Shatner started practicing singing on the set. |
| Thöme | Kirk looks at last weeks caption... |
| Thöme | Although it seems obvious, another Shatner-is-singing-joke seems to be the logical joice. |
| MetalHead | Its true what they say, no man, even the legendary James Kirk, can look cool when climaxing. |
| MetalHead | Its just onea those days, where you dont wanna wake up, everything is (*)£$ everybody SUCKS! You don't know why, but you wanna justify...RIPPIN SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF. |
| ThomasJBryant | You've been a bad boy, Mr. Sulu... |
| Graeme A Carter | Well, what do you look like when YOU sing the theme song? |
| Hugh Jass | Captain Kirk practised for his on screen kiss with Uhura |
| kelly | buy your next tribble on price.com |
| kelly | o mr sulu |
| EMH_MkI | Everybody: DUCK!!! |
| silkbound | uuuuhhhh me want female!!!!! |
| ExAstris | Scientist have postulated that the only unrefined brute force in the universe capable of standing toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris' Beard is Willian Shatner's Acting. |
| ExAstris | Kirk's ego was in fact so huge, that he rebelled against Starfleet's regulation uniforms of red (for expendable of course) blue (for medical) and gold (for command) by donning a green uniform insignifying his Godhood. |
| ExAstris | Etymology would suggest the word "diabolical" to have originaed in the late 1960's. |
| Stephanos | If you thought his acting was bad, wait until you hear him sing! |
| Q | Shatner would regret making such faces when Takei eventually came out of the closet. |
| Bill L. | Despite his many hours of practice, Captain Kirk's Goldfish Impression did little to impress the judges on "Starfleet's Got Talent!" |
| mwhittington | And this is Kirk's "O face", the reason why so many of his romantic conquests were just one-night stands. |
| Mark | Pucker up baby |
| Magnus | "I... am the very model of a modern Major General..." |
| Magnus | "...Oh no no no I’m a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone!" |
| Mr. President | "Old man Kirk, he had a starship, ee-ey-ee-ey-oh!" |
| Mr. President | Kirk sucks. Kirk blows. Just make sure you're not in the way. |
| Mr. President | Off-screen Ensign: "I don't understand it - he was dictating his Captain's log and for some reason he just stopped on the word 'log'. He's been saying it for over two minutes now." |
| Mr. President | Kirk sucks. Kirk blows. Delete as applicable. |
| Mr. President | "No, Gandalf, the one who shall not pass will be YOU!!" |
| hardy | Kirk was dumbfounded when he saw Spock, of all people, do something very stupid; lick a frozen flag pole. |
| discovery | Documentary Host: And now we see a Shatner with three defining features. Notice the mouth as it is always reaady to sing. The eyes are halting and the hair combed over. However, this is a very rare moment as we have never seen a Shatner with its shirt still on. This moment will be remembered for years to come. |
| three little pigs | You can huuf and puff all you want, but these walls are made of duranium. |
| Skifreak | "LOOK at this hairdo! Just LOOK at it! That's got to be worth more close up shots then everyone else!" |
| Skifreak | Kirk tries valiantly to communicate with the Gorilla People of Simia Prime. He balked, however, when their leader insisted that he pick the bugs off his back. |
| Lazar | Kirk: Ualuealuealeuale! |
| Mr. President | Kirk: "Mr. Scott, for the last time, it's 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!' Now get out there and cheer up those orphans. Remember: Ho! Ho! Ho!" |
| Mr. President | Off-screen Ensign: "Sir, I'm not sure there's such a thing as Starfleet General Order 55: All new officers must bring their C.O. a courtesy Pina Colada within 24 hours of taking on a new assignment." Kirk: "Whatever, now bring the straw to my mouth, will you?" |
| Mr. President | "Dammit, Spock, this is my ship and if I want to spit out my gum then I will spit out my gum. Simple as that. Look, I'll do it now. *spits out gum* See?" |
| Mr. President | Kirk: (to off-screen prisoner) "Very well, if you won't submit to interrogation, I'll just have to practise my scales - Doh, Ray, Me, Fah, Soh --" Off-screen Prisoner: "I surrender! I surrender!" |
| Mr. President | "Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?" |
| Mr. President | Usually, Kirk would never cool his own soup by blowing on it himself. Unfortunately, Ensign Ricky's untimely death in an encounter with the Klingons last week meant that desperate times led to desperate measures. |
| Skifreak | "No no no! It's tap spin tap tap twirl! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano??!!" |
| Skifreak | After Data told him how facinated he is with the human practice of whistling, Cmdr Riker sent him a copy of "Bill Shatner's Whistling for Dummies" as a joke. |
| Steamrunner92 | Kirk: SULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! |
| Kilrai | I know what you are thinking and you should be ashamed. |
| AJ | William Shatner adds dramatic pauses to his singing as well as his acting. Strangely enough, this does not matter to the quality. |
| Spock305 | Kirk didn't realize that first contact with the Fish People of Zanzo would entail open mouth kissing. Breathing through the mouth Kirk thinks to himself....will there be tongue |
| AJ | "And still, this show was better than Enterprise." |
| Pinky & the Brain | New from Ronco! The William Shatner blow up doll. Only the $14.99 with post & packaging |
| Pinky the Brain | I thucking on a polo do you mind! |
| Giles | Doe a deer a female deer Ray a drop of golden sun... |
| Giles | I'd like to buy a O please. |
| Giles | Shatner gave paramount an choice, another shirtless scene of him singing... they choose the less or two evils. |
| Giles | Give me more air time or I'll do it... I'll sing |
| Acid | "Mr Sulu, you want me to hold my lips like this and suck?" |
| stitch626 | Um, Jim. That's not how you wistle. |
| epclarkson | Uhura (off screen): One interracial kiss is enough! Make him stop!! Make him stoooop!! |
| epclarkson | Sulu (off screen): You know how to whistle, don't you? You just pucker up and blow... Kirk: *whooosh* Sulu (off screen): This is going to take a lot of work. |
| epclarkson | Kirk practices the customary greeting for his meeting with the Bovinians of Alpha Dairy VI |
| Lazar | Kirk: Oo noo! Moy mooth wool noot goot oot oov thoos poosootion! |
| jg | Kirk: I've told you already, the kid isn't mine. Chairman: This is a court-martial hearing Captain, not a paternity hearing. Kirk: Oh ok |
| Lazar | William Shatner's acting exercises include a series of animal sounds. Shatner: Moooooooooooooooooooo! |
| Lazar | McCoy: Is that a planetoid, Jim? Kirk (dramatically): No, it's a moooooooooon! |
| Lazar | We'll do it live! |
| Merlin | Kirk: Alllll-righty then! |
| ryy667777 | 3233322wrwretetyythgfgtee kirk:What? |
| igr56uk | theres only two kinds of women in the galaxy, those who want to sleep with kirk and those who want to sleep with kirk again |
| MetalHead | Kirk: THIS! IS! ENTERPRISEEEEEEEEEEE |
| MetalHead | Klingon: Captain...I surrender... Kirk: WHOSE YOUR DADDY BIAAAATTTCHH!!!! |
| MetalHead | Realizing his incredibly loud and ripe fart had just ruined his chances at singing, pulling the woman, or taking his shirt off, James Kirk pulled this face instead. |
| MetalHead | Beware of the Enterprise's ultimate deadly weapon - ANGRY EYES! |
| Leaf | After pausing too long for dramatic effect, Jim forgot what he was going to say |
| startrek10 | OHH, I am so great OHH, I beat everyone else, c'mon crew sing with me |
| McFortner | Photo taken moments before Shatners Anti-Singing Shock Girdle goes off.... |
| AdmiralED | OREOS!!!!!!! |
| AdmiralED | Captain Kirk loves the CPR Lessons!!!! |
| AdmiralED | Oh no he's gonna sing!!!!!!!!!!! |
| AdmiralED | Kissing time!!! |
| Niall Johnson | "I wanna be like. Common People. I wanna do what. Common people do." |
| Lynn Campbell | Oooh! OOOhhh!!!! Ooooohhh!!!! Oh! er... what? |
| Niall Johnson | Spock! Are you infringing upon my fabulousness? |
| ThomasJBryant | Lemme see your war face! |
| ThomasJBryant | "...and that's when I showed her my 'O' face!" |
| Schizo-Hal | Kirk: OOOM laut. OOOM laut. How's that? Spock: ÜÜÜÜÜÜM LAUT. Try to curl your tongue. Kirk: UUUUM laut? UU.. That's not helping Spock. Spock: Between an 'E' and a 'u.' üüü. üüüü. Kirk: OOOO... OO.. *Sigh* Why NAZIS?! We're in space, for crying out loud! |
| Schizo-Hal | Bones: Jim, I'm afraid you're balding. Kirk: NOOOOOOOO! |
| Tiberius | Three little goats on a lonely hill top! lady odel lady odel ay-DE-OH! |
| Schizo-Hal | Computer, engage slo-mo camera! |
| Tiberius | Kirk takes his job as back up singer for Uhura very seriously. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | AND ALWAYS READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Further proof that freezeframing is fun! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Spock: Captain, I am afraid that sensors read that there are no space babes on this planetoid. Kirk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | MARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIA! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | The Shat tries to whistle. |
| Mikey | "I am the very model of a modern major general..." |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Khaaaaaaaaan. No that doesn't sound right. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | The Shat's deep breathing exercises would drive the rest of the cast to madness. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Shatner's deep breathing exercises would often disturb the cast to the point of Strike. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | ROCKETMAN! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | I bet you can't do this with your mouth! |
| Skipbear | One of Shatner's suckier performances |
| Exodore | James T. Kirk after winning the famous Kobaya Togashimaru... Or the famous Federation PopSicle all you can eat contest! Proving to the people that he really suck... |
| Exodore | Kirk: You wan me to do this to what Sulu??!?!?!?!? |
| DBB | "Padme? Where is Padme?" "It seems you killed her." "NNnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!" |
| McFortner | This is how all of Sulu's dreams start.... |
| Drags | Ooooooooooooooooooo....... |
| William | 'no my dear, it is not Oomox I'd want you to give me, but I like the gesture. |
| OlderThanTOS | ...which brings us back to Doe, Doe, Doe, Doooo |
| Captain Reynolds | THIS...IS...ENTERPRISE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | On his latest album, Shatner sings Show Tunes! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go. Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) |
| Foxbat | Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. |
| Q | It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man |
| Foxbat | When the Corbomite maneuver fails, all one can do is sing... |
| Foxbat | "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." |
| Bryan Moore | Kirk opens diplomatic relations with the famed Invisible Women of Rigel VI |
| Mr P | Kirk: Buuurrrp! Excuse me! |
| Dennie Hebels | The Enterprise's secret weapon was captain Kirk's singing voice, capable of destroying everything in a 5 lightyear radius... |
| Dennie Hebels | Star Trek: The Musical |
| Dennie Hebels | "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!" |
| nerd86 | Kirk: NUU! Spock: No sir, it's NI. Kirk: Nuu? Spock: No from the back of the throat. Ni. Ni. Kirk: Ni? Spock: Yes, there you've got it. Kirk: NIII!!! |
| nerd86 | Ooo solo mio! |
| nerd86 | He hit a note so high it blew out the view screen and killed half the bridge crew. The non-speaking part half of course. |
| jg | While defending himself at his court-martial, Kirk's ability to give the dreaded stink eye to members of the commitee proved somewhat effective. |
| nerd86 | Not even the Invisible Woman could resist Kirk's charm. |
| jg | Sulu's blow up doll even had the rip off the shirt option. |
| nerd86 | Kirk: WHOOO?! WHO!?! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?! |
| BigMac1212 | "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." |
| Silent Bob | "Ooo, suites you sir!" |
| Capt. Jethro | Please Bill, no opera. |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk attempts Superman's Ice Breath. The only problem was that he was full of hot air. |
| Capt. Jethro | Kirk to latest alien female conquest, "Your mouth is supposed to look like this when........" |
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