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"I thought I was evil, but you captioneers ..."
When one takes time to think about it, Kirk vs Khan is Rabbit Season Duck Season in space.
I love the smell of burning megalomaniac in the morning!
Khan: “You mean I’m portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch in a future movie?? Oooooh… he’s hot!”
Khan exhibits all the stereotypical 80’s cliches:
- Mullet haircut
- Oversized shoulder pads
- Bare chest
- Gawdy massive necklace with cryptic horoscope symbol
- Accidental crack pipe explosion
"Here, class, is an excellent demonstration of friction at work. When this man jumped from a shuttlecraft without protection, he tripped and fell on his face. It's a wonder his face wasn't ground down to the bone."
"Who are you, that you would do this to me?"
"You know who I am, Khan. I am your creator, and your life is in my hands. I am the controller of your very existence. The master of your destiny. The architect of your doom."
"Yes, but WHO are you?"
"I ... am ... the scriptwriter!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Khan Noonien Singh's Disco Inferno.
"Dracarys!"
"Please kill me! The studio bosses are planning a series where I get stuck on a planet with Wesley Crusher & Neelix."
"REMEMBER! Only YOU can prevent wild fires!"
-Smoked Khan
"FEEL THE BERN!"
-Kirk to Khan
"Now I become death, destroyer of worlds."
-Khan Robert Oppenheimer
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[♫ Piano fades]
One must remember, rich Corinthian Leather gets scorching hot when exposed to sunlight.
"February 23rd. And nobody has sent me a Valentine card. Again."
Unfortunately Ricardo had an allergic reaction to the Corinthian Leather Captain's chair.
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Kirk: “What was it you had for lunch?”
Khan: “I had the sea bass. “Why do you ask??”
Kirk: “YOU HAD THE SEA BASS???? I HAD THE SEA BASS!!!”
In an act of defiance, the crew of the Reliant managed to remove many safety warnings before they were defeated.
Ricardo made big mistake accidentally going in the ladies change room, they through something on him...Pee U !!!!!!
Unfortunately Ricardo Montalban's COVID hadn't cleared up just yet.
If Khan had been found during Discovery, Section 31 would have recruited him.
He's got a terrible mullet AND a horrible "side burn!" Get it?
I shouldn't have fallen asleep on the tanning bed....
While mullets fell out of favor in the 1990’s, there was a huge revival in the 2280’s, led by notable celebrities such as Khan Noonian Sing and his gang of genetically engineered outlaws.
Khan: ♫ "You can't make me, you can't make me!" ♫
[massive explosion followed by rattling pie plate on floor...]
Khan: "...so what was it that you needed?"
"NO, KENNEDY! No matter what punishment you inflict on me, I will NOT do it!"
"You are mistaken, Khan! I wield ultimate power here. You WILL be in the caption competition!"
Star Trek DITL: The Wrath Of THe Captioneers!
"I really wanted to be a ... LUMBERJACK!"
Hockey legend Jaromír Jágr is known for:
An incredibly long and productive career…
A mullet that rivals MacGyver’s…
And very tough playing style.
Really bad mullets...
IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!
One wonders how someone could get rugburn this bad...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Torak, Dragon god of the Angranaks, after cracking the World
Khan Noonien Singh's: "On the Eve of Destruction."
"That was one hell of a b*tch slap."
Khan mistook a plasma torch for a hair dryer.
“This, my fellow sentient beings, is why helmets are needed when riding a motorcycle.”
"And this, kids, is why you don't f*ck around with carpet when your ship is traveling at relativistic speeds and the inertial dampeners glitch."
"Kids, listen to me when I say: don't mess with phasers."
Khan Noonian Singh and the Mullet Of Doom!
"I'm not bad. I'm just scripted that way."
I take it ... You didn't like my spaghetti sauce.??
"THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!"
"THIS IS CETI ALPHA v!!!"
Khan said: "I Khan't bear the heat!"
"OK, which comedian reverse flushed my toilet?"
Ultra tan your face
Giving it the look of rich Corinthian leather.
Khan never learned to not playing with fire.
Tragically, SOME PEOPLE just can't handle sunlight.
Tonight on "When All You Can Eat Buffets Go Wrong" ....
Tanning Bed pranks.
Half baked.
From Hell's Heart I stab at thee
For Hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

"He sure sounds gloomy "
Khan Noonien sings "Hot Child in the City."
"Jean Luc, I am your father!"
Khan has learned a little known tidbit of information. The explosive combustibility of the Vulcan Death Fart.
"I said, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
This just makes me think of Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.
Ricardo : I think they may have put too much wax in my wig.
Ricardo : For the last time !! Turn the studio lights down !!!!
In the Tamarian language, "Khan, at the Mutara Nebula", has come to mean, "fool who dies for no good reason".
Director: "CUT! That was great Ricardo, but we need to adjust the lighting and do another take."
Montalbán: (this face)
"Ohhhh, Frankie ..."
So THAT'S why you shouldn't put an unopened can of beans in the microwave...
This what happens when you date a Klingon during Valentine’s Day.
"I don't get paid enough for this you know."
"Brainz. BRAINZ!"
Montalban's sausage & bacon sandwich underwent a freak ketchup explosion.
We all know what side the toast lands... which ever is the most inconvenient.
Jam today, jam tomorrow...
"Khan Noonean Singe", change just one letter and such a different outcome!
A mixup between the Turkey Baster and the sun cream department has disastrous results for visiting guests.
You've killed Khanny!
You bastards!
Say it with me. In 3, 2, 1, KIRRRRRRK!!!!!
Sunbathing without proper protection is a very bad idea, especially when you live on Mercury.
Unfortunately for Montalbán, he never fully knew what hit him after catching a full blast of Shatner's acting.
Despite his current looks, Khan was never a fan of Two Face.
Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee!
. . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
. . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!”
Kirk: “Oh yeah... Well double dumbass on your”
Khan: "Admiral... I have been... and always shall be... your bestie."
Yousa should keeps away from da molten lava
Krispy Khan
Flame War?
Singed Singh.
Laser hair removal gone wrong.
It appears that the Biore Pore Strip was incorrectly used.
Ricardo Montalban , never said Hi baldy to Bill Shatner ever again.
Boy have I had a rough day at work...
Khan Noonien sings.. "Disco Disco Inferno.."
Khan Noonien sings.. "Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.."
Khan Noonien sings... "I'm a hunka hunka burning love. A hunka hunka burning love.."
Khan Noonien sings..."I fell into a burning ring of Fire, Went Down down down and the flames grew higher... "
Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee!
. . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
. . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!”
Kirk: “Yea, yea, yea… Tell me something I don’t know.”
Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee!
.......From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
.......For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!”
Kirk [sarcastically]: “Whoa, Herman… you just make that up?”
Revenge. It is a very painful thing.
“Momma told me that I’d have days like this.”
That Meglomaniacal Khan
Conquering on and on
Reliant brought to heel
By the Tau Ceti Eel
Then Genesis the Ultimate Weapon
"Now THAT was a Vulcan Death Fart!"
Khan learns the hard way why one should never use an aerosol can in a manner other than directed.
Who hasn't left a Hot Pocket in the microwave for too long, amirite?
“Why, yes, I am having a bad day. How did you know?”
The look you give when someone asks ‘are you okay.’
EMH: Please state the nature… of the medical emergency. I see you tried to look into the ark of the covenant.
“Alright, we’ll call it a draw.”
Khan: “Unguent… I need unguent.”
I’m really not much of a barbecue guy, but I think he’s done on this side.
Khan’s solution to the Kobayashi Maru scenario was… shall we say… unsuccessful.
Kirk: “KHAAANNNN!”
[pause]
Kirk: “KHAAANNNN!”
Khan: “Whaaaat???”
Khan: "Gotta tell you kids: Wear sunscreen… TRUST ME on this."
The 2024 Presidential Election Poster:
“Yes we KHAAAN!”

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