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|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Did Worf finally calm down again?"
Bashir: "Yep. The sleeping pills in his prune juice work wonders!"
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "To be honest, I liked the Changeling imposter version of you better."|
|MR. WORF||Alexander had just received word that he was up for an Emmy for best Male actor in a Science Fiction series. Unforturnetly his fellow actors didn't even get a nomination !!!!|
|Chromedome||"Yeah, I've bribed DITL to make sure that Wesley wins the 'Star Trek Most Hated Character' poll."
"At least he KNOWS he doesn't have any fans, you just pretend that people like you."
|Bird of Prey||Jadzia: "Wow, Quark is having quite the meltdown in there! Did you diagnose him having a lethal disease or something?"
Bashir: "Oh, I just told him to give up oo-mox because it's bad for his health."
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "It seems you had Kritonian kidney beans for lunch?"
Bashir: "Heh. You can smell that, right?"
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: (to Sisko) Hey, Hawk! Is Spencer here?|
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: (to Sisko) Oh my God, it's Gabriel Bell!|
|N'tran DS 12||Markle Sparkle versus Bashir Brilliance. (Sorry Julian, No contest.)|
|Chromedome||"See, I am important. I got an invitation to the royal wedding in Windsor!"
"Really? It says here it's in Windsor, Texas."
|mwhittington||Sisko: Doctor, what IS that thing you're wearing?
Bashir: Oh, I'm just trying to bring the codpiece back in style. Tell me, ladies, what do you think?
Dax: Well, for starters, there's certainly nothing there to laugh about.
Bashir: Why, thank you... hey WAIT A MINUTE!
|MR. WORF||Dax : Is that a Banana in your pants ... or are you glad to see me ?
Poor Julian , his Viagra hadn't worn off just yet.
|Miss Marple||Dax: We were reading your transfer data. What does the "GMO" stand for?|
|Miss Marple||Dax: Keep your pants on, Buckeroo!
Ben: Seriously, GO BACK INSIDE, puts pants ON, and keep pants on AT ALL TIMES. It's a... a DS9 thing.
|AdmiralM||That awkward moment when nobody else is laughing.|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "What happens on Risa stays on Risa - right Jadzia?"
Dax: "You are playing a very dangerous game here, Julian..."
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "Why are you all starring at me?"
Jadzia: "You just pushed Quark out of an airlock!"
Bashir: "Yes. Your point being?"
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "Sorry that I am late, but I met Morn on my way to here - and you know how talkative he is!"|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "Jadzia, I wanted to ask you... Would you like to do... a waltz with Bashir?"|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "Hello Jadzia! Is this a symbiont in your belly, or are you just happy to see me?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: "Dear God... These three will be the death of me."|
|Shut up, Wesley!||Heh... yep, you guys were right. That wasn't the boys bathroom...|
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: I can't wait to amaze these ordinary folk with my superior intellect, and they won't even know that it's all because of my illegal genetic enhancements.
Kira: You realize you said that out loud, right?
Jadzia: Shall we start laughing at the "superior intellect"?
Sisko: Yes, we shall.
(everybody except Bashir laughs)
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "The medical conference you went to wasn't on Risa, right? So... why does the log of your Runabout say that you were there the entire time? Please explain that."|
|Chromedome||While the others distract Bashir, Kira sticks a "Bash Here" sign on his back.|
|Chromedome||"Hey, Bashir, you've got a Tribble on your head!"|
|Chromedome||"OK, first rule, what happens at Smug Club STAYS at Smug Club."|
|Bird of Prey||Changeling-Bashir was never quite able to figure out if there was something imperfect about his disguise, or if the real Bashir gets all this awkward stares too whenever he enters the room...|
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: Check out these pearly whites! Think I could become the next face of Colgate toothpaste?
Kira: Hey, Colgate Boy. There's a piece of spinach stuck in your teeth.
|MR. WORF||Dr. Bashir cracks off a very loud fart as he exits the locking bay . He's busting a laugh so big he's holding his stomach because it hurts so much.
Unfortunatly the rest of the crew weren't impressed.
|MR. WORF||Dr. Bashir smiles sheepishly as he is told Dax is pregnant with his kid !!!|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir (comes out of the bathroom): "Phew! If I were you, I would wait a few minutes 'til to go in there..."|
|MR. WORF||Julian is confronted by Kira , Dax and Capt. Sisko . Did you wash your hands after you used the washroom ?? There's a nasty virus running around here and it's got your DNA all over it !!!!! Julian smiles as he tries to explain , they had run out of soap.|
|MR. WORF||Dr. Bashir : OOOPs I've done it again !!!!!|
|MR. WORF||Dr. Bashir had just arrived back for a convention , when Jadzi Dax asked Julian him if he want to be part of a Menage A Trois .
Dr. Bashir damn near soiled himself !!!!
|PegasusJF||Dr. Julian Bashir, the latest poster-boy for "Natural Male Enhancement"|
|ilandra||If you can laugh in the face of adversity - you just don't understand the situation!|
|ilandra||Julian thought things would probably be okay if he just kept smiling.|
|mwhittington||Here we see Julian Bashir,
Grinning from ear to ear.
But with Kira behind him
And her Evil Eye on him
He really should be living in fear.
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "I admit that I am a bit torn by your humor, Julian. The part of Dax that was a horny old geezer very much enjoys your little sexist jokes - but Jadzia doesn't."|
|ktasay||What happened on Risa, stays on Risa.|
|pravda||Sisko: "Doctor, how was Risa?"
Bashir: "Rather boring. An uneventful vacation."
Dax: "We saw the pictures. And videos."
Bashir: "Oh, you must mean the volleyball..."
Kira: "Two words: Klingon Luau."
Dax: "It looks like your intelligence wasn't the only thing genetically enhanced."
|Miss Marple||Sisko, to self: I feel like I'm going to lose a lot of hair over this dude.|
|Merat||Here we can see that the men's and women's TNG uniforms are different... and we can see WHY they were different.|
|Merat||Everyone is very very carefully not looking down right now... and its making me very nervous.|
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "Yes Julian, we acknowledge that your teeth are perfect. Now close your mouth."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "Well, hi there. I just got my hair cut... and my teeth resurfaced... And my chin chiseled."
Kira: "...and the stick up his ass sharpened."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "Aren't you lucky Jadzia... We're on the same team!"
Daz: "Yeah... Great."
|Frankie Chestnuts||That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing the same outfit as the creepiest dude in the room.|
|Miss Marple||"Who Wore It Better?" DS9 Edition|
|DBB||Bashir: Frontier medicine! Ah, look, one of the natives!
Kira: *almost kills Bashir*
|DBB||Sisko: How do you feel, doctor?
Bashir: Good. Better than good, in fact. ... Not enhanced though. Definitely not enhanced! Because that's illegal. Genetic engineering and Kahn and stuff. Normal. I feel normal. ...look at us...all normal. Just standing around...being normal.
|DBB||Bashir: You ever get freaky with the symbiont pouch?
Everyone else: *stares*
|PegasusJF||A Commander, Trill, and Bajoran keep the doctor OUT of the bar.|
|PegasusJF||Awkward Silence in 5...4...3...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "I made a 'boo-boo'!
Kira: "Christ... I hope he knows how to wipe."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "I made a 'boo-boo'!|
|RobinSinclairGilliverWrexham||The TNG episode ''Who Watches The Watchers'' on the DITL got a 3 Badge rating? What retard would give that episode a good rating!?
(I'm looking at you, Graham)
|RobinSinclairGilliverWrexham||When you said you spiked my pint with LSD, what did you mean... And why am I turning into a glowing Klingon with an afro and beard of gold...|
|jg||I guess the question of who farted on the turbolift will never be answered. But I do have my suspicions...|
|Bodhi||Dax: "Why would a Ferengi be in a gorilla suit?"
Kira: "What even IS a gorilla?"
Bashir: "Ha! Yes! Uh, anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to check on the infirmary."
|BigMac1212||Bashir was the 5th Wheel even in a gang of 4.|
|woodside||"I can explain everything!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dax: "Hi... I'm a Mac"
Sisko: "...and I'm a PC"
Bashir: "...and I'm a Game Boy."
Kira (to self) "...and I'm a gonna kicka you ass."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "...if only he were wearing a red shirt..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Badhir: "Hey Gang!! I'm heading down to 'Mel's Diner' for a Cherry Coke... Wanna come?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "Hi! My name is Larry! I'm your "R.A.", or Resident Assistant. I'm her to make sure you are safe here in the dorm."
Kira: "More like Resident Ass,"
|Chromedome||Bashir: "Hey, what do you think of my man bag? Isn't it cool?!"
Everyone else: (thinks) Bring back Wesley Crusher.
|Chromedome||I just saved at MoneySupermarket.com and now I feel .... SMUG!|
|PegasusJF||Bashir's last joke did not go over well...|
|PegasusJF||Bashir: What are we gonna have?
Kira, Dax & Sisko: BEER!
Bashir: What do we always have?
Kira, Dax & Sisko: BEER!
Kira, Dac & Sisko: I DON'T KNOW!
|PegasusJF||Hello, I'm with the government and I'm here to help!|
|PegasusJF||Whatever Bashir is selling, Kira ain't buying|
|Mikey||"...and now, the 'smug bastard' role in our party is filled."|
|AdmiralM||Julian:"No really everyone it's not a purse i'm carrying."
|Miss Marple||Jared Kushner never ages!|
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: Hey, baby. Mind if I check out your preganglionic fibers?
Dax: Worst. Pickup line. Ever.
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