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|Bird of Prey||B'Etor always has to try not to laugh whenever she talks to humans. Their foreheads are just so ridiculous!|
|Obama3rdterm||Mr Trump, you lack honor. Arm yourself.|
|Bird of Prey||"Do you like my boobs? I call them Qo'noS and Praxis!"
"They are indeed very nice. But are they... real?"
"Let's just say that I hope that THIS Praxis doesn't implode."
|Kogenta||Ugh! I should not have had that G'agh from the Klingon restaurant on the Promenade!|
|Miss Marple||Melania's greatest outrage: "Horseface" used to be Trump's special little pet name for her!|
|Chromedome||"This blue dress ... do you do an armoured version?"|
|Mikey||“Why yes, our traditional costume is based on combat-ready body armor but has a huge hole in the front exposing our breasts and vital organs, why do you ask?”|
|Mikey||“I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I... well, I’m still working on the gum.”|
|Mikey||“Has anyone seen my pet vole?”
“*mmph* um, no?” *gulp*”
|Bird of Prey||B'Etor: "Well... uh... YOU are the petaQ! Ha! See how that hurts!?"|
|Chromedome||Spotting her target in the crowd, B'Etor swiftly approaches, pokes him with her rolled up newspaper and says:
"YOU are Frankie Chestnuts and I claim my prize of 10 credits!"
|Bird of Prey||"Why the smug smile?"
"I sent Mr. Mot over to the Discovery Klingons... and look what happened!"
|Chromedome||"Have you seen my Precioussss? My Precioussss! Where is my Precioussss? Need my Precioussss!"|
|Chromedome||Has anyone seen B'Etor & comedian Bill Bailey in the same place at the same time?|
|Niall Johnson||Ummm... Where's the Bathroom?|
|Niall Johnson||Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer.|
|Chromedome||Och, see you Jimmy!|
|Chromedome||Aaaaagh! It's a bug eyed alien ... I mean Klingon ... I mean alien ... I mean ... oh, whatever!|
|MR. WORF||B'Etor reaching for her disruptor , when she realizes she left it in the ship . DOH !!!!!|
|MR. WORF||Were you talking to me ? I'm the only one standing here ! Are YOU talking to me ?!|
|Admiral Adam||My eyes are up HERE!|
|XYRIL||........No dad. I haven't been drinking sugary soft drinks!|
|MR. WORF||B'Etor's trip to LV223 hadn't gone well , as a Facehugger had stuck its self to her ridges.|
|MR. WORF||A Klingon's reaction to a distant relative of Brett Kavanaugh's being sworn in as Commander & Chief of Starfleet Command !!!!!!|
|MR. WORF||Neerner , Neener , Neener !!! My Ridges are bigger then yours !!!|
|EMH_MkI||My ridges are UP here.|
|EMH_MkI||Klingon Charades at its finest.|
|Bird of Prey||Klingon: "If you stop staring at may breasts, you... may live."|
|MR. WORF||Garak : Wait ... Don't tell me , the air-freshner in the washroom needs to be replaced ?!|
|MR. WORF||A Klingon's feeble attempt at smiling.|
|N'tran DS 12||Visiting a Cardassian intelligence operative, because today is a good day to spy.|
|Cyrus Ramsay||How do you say, "My lips are sealed." without contradicting yourself?|
|Bird of Prey||"There is nothing in Klingon uniform regulations that forbids cleavage. Look it up!"|
|Bryan Moore||While skilled in the various Klingon martial arts, B'Etor's boxing career was short lived on account of her glass jaw.|
|Bryan Moore||chaH tuQmoH jIH'e' HIvje'|
|ilandra||Aaarrgghh, supersour gumball!|
|ilandra||"Blue isn't really my colour."|
|ilandra||What to reply when someone asks you to guess their age ...|
|ilandra||My Grandma always said "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."|
|EMH_MkI||My face is the THIRD one!|
|Chromedome||Danger! Klingon thinking hard!|
|PegasusJF||DITL Captioneers speak in hushed tones about the Vulcan Death-Fart, they will soon see the horror of the Klingon Death-Fart|
|PegasusJF||3 seconds after this, half of the people on the promenade were in the infirmary suffering from methane poisoning.|
|PegasusJF||You're out on a day in the Promenade, looking for some nice cloths. Then Son of a Gun you realize you forgot your latinum in your room.|
|Bird of Prey||It's hard being the only Klingon in the galaxy not liking gagh, but always getting invited by well-meaning non-Klingons to eat some gagh with them...|
|MR. WORF||I take it Quarks Gamma Quadrant Chilly didn't agree with you !!|
|pille1842||Learn some Klingon anatomy, for Kahless' sake! This is NOT a front booty!|
|Chromedome||"Welcome to sick bay. I'm covering while the EMH is making a house call. Which bit do you want me to chop off?"|
|Chromedome||"And let's see what you could have won ..."|
|Miss Marple||Look at that face.
You never want to see that look.
That’s the kind of SPECIAL LOOK that a woman makes when you tell her that what she is wearing looks “out of date", because YOU FORGOT she had made that dress YEARS AGO for the renewal of your wedding vows.
You never want to see that face.
Hands that can sew through metal are attached to to that face.
|MR. WORF||Garak : Holding your breath won't help to lower the price.|
|MR. WORF||Garak : I'm sorry there's no public washroom here.
Klingon : MMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!
|MR. WORF||I think your suit is squeezing your breasts to tight .
Klingon : YOU THINK !!!!
|MR. WORF||FIX IT !!! The first words out of your mouth.|
|Chromedome||"Yeah, I played for KISS before they got famous."|
|Chromedome||You'd look like this too if you were wearing a chainmail thong!|
|Bird of Prey||A Klingon staring at you can even be terrifying without showing teeth at the same time!|
|Horta not Vorta||Those aren't real.|
|N'tran DS 12||From off screen: "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Klingon: "Aack."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Ketracel White burst?
|Chromedome||It's a Klingon with a Cling-On|
|The Geek||"Look at my chest. JUST LOOK AT MY CHEST! LOOK AT MY CHEST ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, P'TAQ!"|
|Capt. Stupid||You call that fresh Gagh?|
|MLCoolJ||Garak: And once your new dress is ready, may I direct you to the hair stylist down the Promenade? After all, today is a good day to dye.
B'Etor: *pauses, then starts snickering* Okay, that...was actually...*struggles to not burst into laughter*...kinda funny...
|Chromedome||Do my shoulders look big in this?|
|Miss Marple||Nothing warms a mom's heart more than when her son is granted an early parole.
She should NEVER have named him P'rol in the first place, but we all do thing we live to regret.
|The Geek||For Klingons, it is not a matter of IF, but WHEN and HOW PAINFULLY looks could kill.|
|The Geek||That look on your face when you are talking to that guy you are interested in, but last night's Taco Bell chooses that moment to make it's explosive debut in the form of a gas that could stun a Targ at 25 paces.|
|Miss Marple||I wouldn't want to 'rub shoulders' with her at the next party..|
|The Geek||Klingon mating rituals: Prepare to die, puny weakling!|
|Chromedome||"C'mon gorgeous, pucker up! Close your eyes an' it won't be so bad!"|
|Chromedome||Another victim of the suppository from last month's caption competition.|
|Chromedome||Melania in the morning|
|Chromedome||"Yeh! Reckon I'm gonna clean up at the World Gurning Championship at Egremont Crab Fair this year!"
(P.S. Yes, that IS a real event - look it up!)
|Frankie Chestnuts||B'Etor: "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! i DON'T WANNA AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"|
|MLCoolJ||"Gowron thinks he has the biggest bug-eyes in the Klingon Empire? Well, watch THIS!"|
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