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|CmdrSpock||Data was very confused to discover Commander Riker beside himself with laughter.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "What the hell?
WESLEY!! WHERE HELL ARE YOU???"
|Worf's wig||If only he knew...|
|Q number 72||What in hell did Mot do to my hair?|
|Bird of Prey||Riker (L): "If this woman is really a fairy, I am not Will Riker!"|
|ktasay||I did not touch that woman inappropriately! That holoprogram has been faked!|
|N'tran DS 12||Send in the Clones|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "How did you solve the problem of replicative fading?"
Riker #2: "Beats the heck out of me, yawl"
|Silent Bob||Riker: "Just think if there was three of me, there could be a Riker on every shift!"|
|Silent Bob||Riker has an out of body experience, but, thankfully not an out of uniform one!|
|Silent Bob||Riker (thinking): "I thought I murdered that clone in it's pod".|
One of these things isn't like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing isn't like the others
By the time I finish my song?
|Silent Bob||Riker: "I'm just a little more rape-y then I remember".|
|Silent Bob||Riker, the Weinstein years!|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "She appears to be being attacked by a giant moth."
Riker: "Yes, I can see I'm attempting to restrain her so you can remove it."
Riker: "That's your story and we're sticking to it!"
|Silent Bob||Riker: "Are you looking at me kid?"|
|Silent Bob||Singing: "All by myself..." (and another woman)|
|Silent Bob||When Riker was accused of sexual harassment he was beside himself.|
|Bird of Prey||Riker (on the left): '"Oh God, my haircut looks terrible from behind!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!”
Riker (R): "Lionel! From the African Education Conference!"
Riker (L): "Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion."
Riker (R): "I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!"
Both: "Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!"
Riker (R): "Oh, memories!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker(L): "...and I will call him... Mini-Me"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Look at my sexy body… Oh Yeah!… I am a sexy beast!"|
|EMH-MkI||Riker getting Ricker'd by... Riker.|
|Niall Johnson||Two! Two Rikers! Ah! Ah! Ah!|
|RogueSkyknight||Riker's eyes are clearly focused on the one he finds more attractive.|
|AJ||Why did nobody tell me I have a bald spot on the back of my head?|
|Bird of Prey||The "it was my evil clone" excuse may work for Riker - but not for Weinstein and Spacey...|
|Braden||What am I seeing myself do? Is this how I dance?|
|Bird of Prey||Woman: "Hello, I am a fairy, and I'll grant you one wish!"
Riker: "Great! Then I wish that I could watch myself making out with you!"
|RogueSkyknight||The Riker Maneuver was born during attempts at seduction. Riker, whos advances were failing, suddenly swung his leg over a chair and walked towards the female. Doing so Riker appeared to be in two places at once. When mojo from the newly-moved officer reached the female, mojo from its previous position was still arriving, so the female effectively "saw" two Riker's in different locations.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Oh, Yeah... I think I got a shot at a Three-Way!"|
|ilandra||Damn, we both came to the party dressed as Riker!|
|MR. WORF||Riker : Sniff ... Sniff .... Sniff .... Good god Thomas what did you eat ???
|N'tran DS 12||A Transporter Accident waiting..Oh to late..|
|ktasay||Do I really look like that from the back? No wonder people laugh behind it.|
|Miss Marple||Riker is always planning his next move.|
|PegasusJF||Riker: See, skin discoloration. A classic symptom of the Krieger parasite.
Thomas: We'll beam down some medical gel to fix that right up!
|PegasusJF||Thankfully, Riker always had himself to get out of embarrassing/incriminating situations.|
|Mikey||Will Riker finally finds someone with whom he has hopelessly fallen in deep, mad love. There is a woman there as well.|
|MR. WORF||Thomas struggled with how to dance , as Will looked on very worried.|
|Joshthekidrs24||Dianna's not going to like this!|
|mwhittington||"Is...is that a pimple behind my ear?"|
|mwhittington||One of these things is not like the...Oh, never mind.|
|Chromedome||"OMG, did they really give us THAT caption!"|
|Chromedome||You put your Riker in, your Riker out, in, out, in, out and shake him all about!|
|Chromedome||"I agree, his aftershave is rather overpowering!"|
|Niall Johnson||Twins Basil! Twins!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: “Will Riker... Rush Chairman... Damn glad to meet you.”|
|AdmiralM||Riker discovers the Harvy Winestein holodeck program was designed in his likeness.|
|MLCoolJ||RIKER used SUBSTITUTE!
It created a SUBSTITUTE!
|AJ||Riker, 'Damn, I'm smooth!'|
|PegasusJF||Riker: Geordi! The mobile emitter is malfunctioning again!!|
|PegasusJF||Guess which Riker is id, and which Riker is superego.|
|Chromedome||Wesley suddenly realises the problem with disguising himself as Riker.|
|Chromedome||"Hey, lady! What have you just trodden on?"
"I think it's a DITL captioneer."
"Oh, well that's OK then. Yhey deserve it after all those captions they give us each month."
|Chromedome||"Oh hell, lady! What have you just trodden on?"|
|Chromedome||Riker regrets advising Wesley that he needed to look older in order to pull the girls|
|Chromedome||"If you're not on the list ... then you're not getting in!"|
|Chromedome||"Sorry lady, this is a Riker party. You can't come in unless you look like Riker!"|
|MLCoolJ||Will Riker does "The Enemy Within".|
|mwhittington||Riker: "Aw, C'MON, Thomas, not again! Stop stealing my girlfriends!"|
|MR. WORF||After having some scotch with Mr. Scott , Riker realizes he's seeing things. Or is he ?|
|mwhittington||The good news: Johnathan Frakes got a wax figure of himself at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.
The bad news: it was mislabeled as Harvey Weinstein.
|AJ||Hre we see a typical example of the general downturn in masculinity in future centuries. Kirk could keep a woman satisfied all on his own, but a generation later men have to clone themselves to give an acceptable performance.|
|Bird of Prey||Riker: "Don't worry, Will Riker will help you!"
Woman: "Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?"
|Chromedome||Eenie meenie miney moe, catch a Riker by his toe ...|
|Chromedome||Johnathan Frakes wonders if his agent has negotiated double the normal appearance fee for this episode.|
|Chromedome||"Riker you sly fox, I knew I was a smooth operator!"|
|Chromedome||"I choose ... YOU!"|
|Chromedome||"Hey lady! Why him? What's he got that I haven't ???"|
|Chromedome||"Oh wow! Life size Riker action figures, I got to get me one of these!"|
|Chromedome||Special Offer! This month only! Riker's - Two for the price of one!|
|Chromedome||Riker is beside himself ...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Just HOW many hands does this chick have?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L) to self: "That poor, unlucky sucker's wearing a 'red shirt'. We all know what THAT means!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Whoa... This is wild! I SWEAR I've seen this dude before..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||William: "Tom? Tom Riker... is that you?"
Thomas: "WILLIE! You old Horndog! How long has it been?"
William: "God... YEARS! Was it shore leave on Risa?"
Thomas: "Remember those Dabo girls?"
Both: "LEETA AND FREETA!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Doppelgängers... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: "Back off, dude... I saw her first!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "May I cut in?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Manua: "CHRIST! I thought ONE of you was too much to take!!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "That uniform DOES make my ass look big!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Annoying Dance Instructors... IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE|
|MR. WORF||OMG !!! Look at that hair cut !!! Look at those shoulders , I need to work out way more.
Sheesh !!! I confront a grieving woman and what do I get ..... charged with murder !!!!
|MLCoolJ||William Riker: Dammit, Tom!
Thomas Riker: What? Isn't this what you would do?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "YOWZA! Who IS that handsome fella?"|
|Miss Marple||Riker, to self: Come to think of it, maybe all my "harmless flirting" COULD be seen as inappropriate sexual conduct.|
|AJ||OK, so that's not the right way to behave on a date. Good to know. Computer, restart simulation.|
|AJ||That awkward moment when you go back in time realize that what seemed like a wonderful date at the time was actually awkward as h@ll.|
|AJ||That awkward moment when you go back in time finad out realize that what seemed like a wonderful date at the time was actually awkward as h@ll.|
|Bird of Prey||Left Riker: ''Who are you!?"
Right Riker: "I am you from the future! I got a bit nostalgic for my old girlfriend after we broke up..."
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