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Danish33 I'll talk, I'll talk! JUST STOP SHATNER SINGING PLEASE!!!!!
Merat Prime Directive Protocol specialist Commander Richard Dynar reacted poorly to Captain Picard's report of the Kolarus III incident. Starfleet designers reacted similarly when they saw the Argo buggy from the same incident.
Merat Captain Kirk was annoyed to find a tribble sitting in his command chair, Crewman Jones was rather more surprised to find one hiding in the toilet.
Merat The inner-ear communicators were largely considered a success, with only their bizarre predilection for randomly playing, at full volume, Captain Kirk's "Jim Kirk Sings the Greats" playlist keeping them from entering routine use.
Merat Even McCoy had to admit that the the photographic evidence was compelling in Nurse Chapel's presentation "Why Dr. McCoy Should No Longer Drink on Duty", but even Spock found it tedious after slide #347.
Bird of Prey Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
(Gallileo, Gallileo! Gallileo, figaro...)
MLCoolJ Wait, what are you doing? I told you I came here for liposuction, not castration! STOOOOOOP!!
Bird of Prey McCoy: "Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence..."
Patient: "Somehow I don't find that very reassuring, Doctor."
Bird of Prey Bad luck: The inertial dampeners going offline just when your shuttle is accelerating to full impulse.
Chromedome C'mon, we've all heard it on the fairground rides ... so altogether ... SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER!
Miss Marple Wait... No... I've died of dysentery???
Miss Marple This is what is going on inside with PTSD
MR. WORF "DAMN IT JIM!!" The man can only take so much Chris Gaines !!!!
MR. WORF I see only ONE !!! Light .
katefan For some, Star Trek Discovery is harder to take than others...
Bird of Prey "Stop rotating the biobeeeeeeeed..."
MLCoolJ "Do'sani! Do'sani, yo-to aruda!...I don't care what it tastes like!"
MR. WORF A Patients reaction to their dental bill !!!!! YIKES !!!
MLCoolJ For lunch, Neelix served "Rodeo Red's Red-Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili" with diced leola root over Alfarian hair pasta, with his "even better than coffee" substitute to drink. This man's digestive system is now dissolving.
Bird of Prey McCoy: "I really should do something about that butt-ugly ceiling in my sickbay..."
McFortner Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
Chromedome Liam Neeson's publicist posts a selfie
Bird of Prey "Damn, why do these biobeds all have so uncomfortable headrests?"
Chromedome "No, please don't make me wear a toupee!"
Mike Here we see an economist reacting in real time to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal proposal.
Merat Sure he's the cheapest option, but you should never get your prostate exam from Dr. Zoidberg.
Merat The decision to have Nichelle Nichols do a naked fan dance in Star Trek V at the age of 57 was questionable. The decision to have her recreate the scene at the 2015 Star Trek reunion special at age 82 was unquestionably bad.
Merat Kirk: "Well, Bones?"
McCoy: "What the hell do you think it is, Jim? This is the fourth time its happened - a man tries to use the head and we find him like this!"
Spock: "I question the design choices that led to such striking similarities in the design of the restroom facilities and the emergency disposal airlock."
Kirk: "Remind me to have Scotty put up a sign or something."
Bird of Prey "For the world is hollow and I have touched the... wait, that's just a ceiling."
AdmiralM "More Novocaine please!"
Chromedome "NOOOOOO! The DITLers keep captioning me! Make them go away! Go awaaaaaaaayyyyy!" Cough Cough Rasp
Kogenta OH GOD! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER EPISODE OF DISCOVERY! AHHHHH!
Chromedome "Don't look at the lights!"
"I can't help it ... they're so beautiful!"
FZZZTTT!
Chromedome The extra suddenly realised why he had been given a red shirt to wear.
MLCoolJ Man: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: You tell those spiders, Ron.
PegasusJF My God, it's full of stars, AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!!
MLCoolJ Not shown: the alien about to burst out of this man's chest.
Bird of Prey Eventually, the Cardassians found out that it's far more effective to have one big light instead of four tiny ones.
Cyrus Ramsay "Who...turned off...the inertial...dampeners?"
MLCoolJ Trip may have been the first human male to become pregnant, but this guy is now the first human male to actually give birth.
Chromedome Cycle initiated ... dumping core ... dump complete ... please use the three seashells before leaving ... have a nice day.
Bryan Moore Prior to numerous rewrites, the Discovery pilot was met with less than great reactions in early screen-tests.
Bird of Prey Betazoid weddings may sound like immense fun at first - but after having seen your mother-in-law naked, you'll definitely need some time to recuperate.
MR. WORF All Right ! All Right !!! I'll talk !! Just turn that film of Donald Trump off !!! PLEASE !!!!!!!!
MLCoolJ Why won't Frankie Chestnuts and Chromedome just leave me alone? And why is MLCoolJ being so mean to me? Why am I even here on DITL? Somebody GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Chromedome Neelix insists that this man tries his new stew.
Chromedome NO! I am NOT Frankie Chestnuts! Nor is my wife!
Chromedome Chromedome's reaction to the news that Wesley Crusher is getting his own spinoff!
MLCoolJ Graham Kennedy's reaction to learning that Section 31 will soon get its own spinoff.
MR. WORF This is what you looked liked when the Rams got intercepted in the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl LIII.
Bird of Prey "What happened to him, Doctor?"
"He is under shock. I reckon he must have seen something extraordinarily horrible. "
"And what could that possibly be?"
" I am not sure... But he keeps mumbling the word 'threshold' over and over again.."
MLCoolJ NOOOOOO! PLEASE don't make me watch "A Night in Sickbay"!
AdmiralM THE PATRIOTS AGAIN NOOOOO!!!!
BigMac1212 Please, don't make me watch "These are the Voyages..." again! I'll tell you everything!
EMH_MkI Unfortunately, the game show "How Many Lights? with Car Batteries and Jumper Cables" didn't air for very long...
ilandra "No, please, not 'Spock's Brain'!"
MLCoolJ Kevin Riley: (off-screen) And now, I shall render "Kathleen"...ONE MORE TIME! (singing) I'll take you home again, Kathleen...
Man: No.. please, no...
MLCoolJ "...Rosebud..."
Frankie Chestnuts Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel?
Westley: [wimpers]
The Geek Graham Kennedy (offscreen): "Thank you for watching ditl.org's 'Worst of Trek' episode marathon! You just watched 'The Alternative Factor' and 'Catspaw'. Up next, 'Spock's Brain'! Refreshments will be served in an hour."
EMH_MkI LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!!!
Cyrus Ramsay "No! Not the comfy chair!"
Frankie Chestnuts Among the stars appearing in cameo roles on TNG:
Mr. Joe Cocker!
Frankie Chestnuts Dentist: There are many terms used to classify the idea of a dental phobia. It can be known as dental fear, dental anxiety, dentist phobia, odontophobia, or dentophobia. They all mean the same thing: an intense fear of visiting the dentist for dental care. In most cases, people who experience dentophobia do so because of prior traumatic experiences at the dentist.
Patient: Gas... Give me gas.
Frankie Chestnuts ...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Method Acting.
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Chromedome Wesley demonstrates his phaser guided suppository applicator
Chromedome The way you feel at the end of the day when you go to shut down Windows and ... Update & Restart!
PegasusJF Kirk's transmission of "KHHAAAAAAAANNNN" terrified unwitting listeners across the galaxy for years.
theRealManikAnand When your Linux Script hangs at 5:30pm
The Geek "I think... the... inertial dampeners... need adjusting..."
MR. WORF Holy *@$% these heated seats in the shuttle are working way to good !!!
MLCoolJ "There...are...four...lights..."
MR. WORF Agarol of the 23rd Century works with almost warp speed . Gentle & Super Fast Relief. It"ll turn that frown into a smile !!
mckinneyc Subjected to a non stop Discovery playback
MR. WORF For the Love Of God !!! Take that image of William Shatner off the bathroom ceiling.
Jaredbeeld fashionable
Miss Marple Rodney Dangerfield still gets no respect.
MLCoolJ My reaction to finding out that "Star Trek: Enterprise" had been cancelled.
Frankie Chestnuts “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”:
Cruel and unusual punishment according to the Geneva Convention and other laws of man.

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