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EMH_MkI Kirk: Spock, I think your taking the saying "skeletons in your closet" a little to seriously...
EMH_MkI Kirk: Spock, I have a bone to pick with you.
Spock: How convenient. The good doctor is already here to assist you.
Bones: I'm a doctor, not a... SONNOVA BI-
EMH_MkI Kirk: Political comment?
Spock: Political comment.
Bones: I concur.
Danish32 In my own defence Captain, I do not believe singing in the shower should be a beheading offence no matter if I am off-key or not.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Bones analyzed the skulls on this shelf and found out they are all fake! That archeologist who joined our crew is a total fraud!"
Spock: "What a skullduggery."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "So what do you have to say for yourself, young man?
Spock: "There was no collusion... But even if there was, it's not illegal..."
Kirk: "That's gotta be the biggest pile of horse hooey I've ever heard..."
Frankie Chestnuts Spock" "Witch hunt! Sad! Disgraceful! Not Good! Fake News! NO Collusion! Collusion is not a crime... but NO Collusion. I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire. I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!
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Gentlemen, does that sound as stupid to you as it does to me?"
Obama3rdterm Continued assertions of "No collusion" are illogical.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "I don't care how 'logical' a keen interest in comparative anatomy is Spock! Your skull collection is creepy!"
Silent Bob Kirk: "You bonehead!"
Spock: "It is illogical to be insulting captain"
Kirk: "I was talking to the skull behind you"
MLCoolJ McCoy: It still amazes me how Spock can stand there like that for hours on end.
Kirk: Whatever he's thinking about must be deep and profound.
Spock: (thinking) What *is* the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Harry Kim "Bones, you sure you put his brain back in right?"
Lt Hey Kirk: Bones, that statue of Spock is so life long it is amazing.
Spock: Captain it is really me
Kirk: Oh sh_t
Miss Marple Captain: Spock, wipe that superior look off your face!
Spock: I will, Captain, as soon as you wipe that tribble OFF YOUR HEAD.
Miss Marple Kirk: Spock, wipe that superior look off your face!
Spock: I will, Captain, as soon as you wipe that tribble OFF YOUR HEAD.
Bones: Spock, you are out of your Vulcan mind.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Whom are you calling 'tribble brain'!?"
N'tran DS 12 These are the Star Trek Three, but Spock is right there.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Alright then. I'll cosplay as Captain Janeway, and Spock as Seven of Nine."
McCoy: "Well, you both got their respective standard poses down to a T."
Cyrus Ramsay Kirk: "Well, Spock? Care to explain why you stuck a 'Kick Me' notice on McCoy's back?"
Spock: "Actually, Captain, the fault lies with the doctor himself. When he restored my brain he attempted to install a sense of humour in there."
McCoy: "Well, I don't mind admitting to having botched THAT operation."
Spock: "On the contrary, Doctor; it was your own sense of humour which you installed."
ignatio Kirk: SEVEN YEARS?!?
Devon Dr McCoy says you've been using his skull collection to drink Vulcan brandy. What do you have to say for yourself Spock?
Bird of Prey Kirk: "You are putting out the Halloween decoration a few months too early."
Spock: "I apologize, Captain. Maintaining the calendar is a bit tricky in outer space."
Mikey "...he is the very model of a modern Vulcan officer!"
Mikey "Hmmm... I think you're right, Bones - the left one IS pointier."
PegasusJF Kirk: Must...you always stand at attention?!
Skipbear Kirk, "So that was the Vulcan Death Fart?" McCoy, "Neither silent nor deadly. We need to get more cabbage in his plumeek soup".
Chromedome Kirk: "So let me get this straight. You've insured the Enterprise online just to get 2-for-1 cinema tickets?"
Spock: "Yes, Captain. The meerkat was most convincing."
Bones: "See, Jim. I told you he was delusional."
Kirk: "You're right, I'd have gone for the free meals offer!"
Chromedome "Yes, Captain. I do think it is morbid for the doctor to keep the skulls of red shirts, I mean crewmen, who have died in service."
Chromedome The monthly Enterprise Fun Committee meeting to discuss ways or improving crew morale.
Chromedome Bones: "See, green blood, green bogeys, 'nuff said."
Chromedome Kirk insists on inspecting Spock's nasal hair.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Bones, is it just me, or did his ears become even pointier lately?"
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Bones, I just need to know... WHY do you have a life-size wax model of Spock in your quarters?"
Bones: "Well... you know... Study of Vulcan anatomy?"
Kirk: "Hmmm... OK. I can buy that."
Frankie Chestnuts Bones (Mouthing to Spock): *Poser*
Kirk (turning): "What was that?"
Spock (Mouthing to Bones): *Poser*
Kirk (turning): "What?"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "No, I'll tell you both exactly what happens now: YOU apologize for calling Spock a pointy-eared hobgoblin, and YOU apologize for calling Bones an over-emotional quack."
Colespock Kirk: He who smell't it, Spock.
N'tran DS 12 Seconds before a horrible transporter accident generates SpirKoy.
N'tran DS 12 Some one knows how to get a head.
Miss Marple Little known fact:
Prior to becoming a vegetarian, Spock had been quite the trophy hunter.
Bird of Prey Spock: "I didn't know that Dr. McCoy has so many bones in his office."
Kirk: "Well, what did YOU think how he got that nickname?"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Did you seriously try to mind-melt with the skulls in Bones' skull collection!?"
Merat Kirk: "I just don't know what to think, Spock! A degree in phrenology? That's more like something I'd expect from Bones."
McCoy: "Yeah, that's tr...HEY!... Yeah, that's true...."
Merat Hey look, McCoy's collection of Red Shirt memorabilia is almost complete!
Merat Spock struggled to mask his disappointment after yet another failed Enterprise Talent Show performance. The reviews of his puppet show included terms like, "strange", "morbid", and - in Doctor McCoy's distinctive handwriting - "My God man! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
Merat Well, Spock? He's in your division, what do YOU suggest we do with Ensign Lecter?
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Spock, please start assembling a skeleton crew for our next mission. Everything you'll need for this is behind you."
Chromedome (all together now!)
You put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight
And do the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
LET'S START THE WARP CORE AGAIN!!!!
Chromedome
... put your hands on your hips,
and pull your knees in tight,
and do the pelvic thrust,
that really drives you insane,
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!
Chromedome They spent ages trying to teach Spock how to play "Captain Says"
Chromedome "I don't know what's wrong with him, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a vulcanologist!"
Chromedome "Spock, have you just farted?"
"I'm sorry, Captain. I had burrito at lunchtime."
Bird of Prey Kirk: "I KNEW it! Spock has a lot of skeletons in his closet!"
McCoy: "Well technically, they are all just the skulls..."
PegasusJF Kirk: Ok, once again from the top. Spock, I want you to stand completely still.
Spock: ...
Kirk: No, No, NO! You're supposed to do the opposite!
Chromedome "Spock, analysis!"
"That is not a good pose, Captain."
PegasusJF Attempt #1,540 on the Enterprise's Improv Comedy night to make Spock crack a smile.
PegasusJF here on Candid Camera, we put a heated, clothed plasticine model of Spock and see how the crew reacts.
AJ Time to confess Mr SPock, we have the remains of your victims all around us.
Rob Cardassian Kirk:"okay, which one of you made Ensign Chekov cry?"
Frankie Chestnuts From the “Male Guide to Posing”, from right to left, we see:
Pompous
Different Pompous
and
Incredulous
Frankie Chestnuts From the “Male Guide to Posing”, from right to left, we see:
Pompous
REALLY Pompous
and
Incredulous
Silent Bob Kirk: "I guess the decoration in here explains McCoy's nickname"
Silent Bob Kirk: "Are you freaked out about all the skulls around here?
Spock: "That would be illogical, Captain"
Miss Marple Pointy Sideburns Contest... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple Scissors, Rock, Spock, Lizard.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "You kept it a secret that your father is non other than Ambassador Sarek..."
McCoy: "...and that you have a brother who is the leader of a group of religious fanatics..."
Kirk: "Are there any other close family members you never told us about?"
Spock: "Well... uh..."

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