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Obama3rdterm The lunatics running the asylum...
An unfortunate comparison to the Trump White House
EMH_MkI Get off my yard, ya darn kids!
Shut up, Wesley! That's not what you meant by "Kill the lights", is it...
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "Let me have your big sky saucer, or I will take this shooty-thingy and zap your funny accent guy!"
Kirk: "Uh... Spock?"
Spock: "He said 'give me control over your ship, or I will use this phaser to kill Chekov'."
J.A.I. Which one of you stole my teeth!?
Niall Johnson All right you motherstickers! This is a f*** up!!
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "Excuse me? Sir? You dropped your phaser. Here you have it back. Sir? Where are you going? Hey, please don't run! I am an old man, I can't keep up with you!"
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "Barber! I need a BARBER! ...NOW!"
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "Are any redshirts here? My cannon is hungry for cannon fodder!"
MLCoolJ "Turn that damn music down! I'm trying to sleep!"
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "I have to warn you! I really don't want to hurt anyone, but... this phaser is certainly heavy enough to cause a concussion when thrown at somebody's head!"
Bird of Prey Spock: "Please hand over your phaser. I just remotely deactivated it anyway."
Van Gelder: "Oh, are you sure? Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!"
Spock: "Even if you had any clue about ventriloquism, those phaser sounds weren't exactly very... convincing."
PegasusJF Kirk: Van Galder! Stop pointing that think at the Caeli Ambassador!
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "I have to warn you, I have a phaser and I know how to... well, I'll ask Spock to explain to me how to use it. But THEN I'll know!"
N'tran DS 12 Doctor Simon Van Gelder
Looking very much the elder
Tries a hijack,
and Almost sent back
To that instrumental Mind Melder.
N'tran DS 12 Space(ed) Piracy.
N'tran DS 12 A Phaser in the Hand beats a Dagger of the Mind.
N'tran DS 12 Out of my mind....Back in five minutes.
Miss Marple Inexplicably, “Bridezillas" remained popular for centuries.
PegasusJF LSD flashbacks come at the darndest times
PegasusJF Instant Zombification...INNN SPAAAACCCCEEEEE!
PegasusJF The designer of the Kill-o-Zap pistol was told to make it totally clear that the gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. It is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable, and a side note, make people who chose to bring something else equally miserable.
MR. WORF Van Galder's look , when he see's Captain Piccard sitting the Captains Chair.
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "Give me all your money, or I'll shoot!"
Kirk: "The Federation doesn't use money!"
Van Gelder: "Well... then... never mind. Pretend I was never here. Bye!"
MLCoolJ Van Gelder: Everybody freeze! I have a toy phaser, and I'm not afraid to--oh, shit, did I just say that? Goddammit!
Kirk: You've never done this before, have you?
Bird of Prey *vaporizes some redshirt*
"Yeah, OK. For 'stun', the switch has to be on the other position then."
RogueSkyknight Have you ever heard something so stupid it gives you Van Gelder face?
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.”
Chekhov: “In Russia, ve are not allowed to chew gum. Ve ARE allowed to kick ass.”
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
EMH_MkI I need help finding the restroom and you WILL show me where it is!
EMH_MkI I'm happy AND I've got a phaser. How 'bout that!?
AJ After centuries of taking massive casualties, it became necessary to drug redshirts before sending them into action.
AJ As time passed, the qualifications necessary to become an NRA spokesperson were steadily relaxed.
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "UNGUENT! I NEED UNGUENT!"
MR. WORF OMG !!!! William Shattner ! Fortunetly the Phaser was set to stun.
Merat Man, 23rd century Jehovah's Witnesses are getting REALLY pushy!
Merat Good morning, do you have a minute to learn about our Lord and savior Kahless the Unforgettable?
JefferyLaumb charmingdate review
Bird of Prey The Enterprise is off to a stunning new adventure!
Well, at least this man's phaser is stunning...
Cyrus Ramsay Van Gelder: "This is a hi-jack; fly me to Rigel!"
Kirk: "But we're already going there."
Van Gelder: "Ah. This is...embarassing."
Merat When a letter writing campaign failed to save Star Trek after its third season, distraught fans tried something more direct.
Merat T-shirt under a pastel jacket? Someone's auditioning for Miami Vice!
Bird of Prey Kirk: "So you underwent the neural neutralizer therapy... Are you now... happier than before?"
Van Gelder: "Does trigger happy count?"
AJ Even Donald Trump agrees that people like this should not be allowed to own guns.
Bird of Prey Spock: "Fascinating. How did this man get that old while wearing a red shirt?"
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: ♫"Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
♪Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
*Dear God...HELP ME STOP*
♫'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you"
Captain Ned My name is Simon Van Gelder. You killed my mind. Prepare to die.
Shut up, Wesley! THIS was left on the toilet tank. I mistook it for the flushing lever. I can no longer feel my legs
*Looks down*
That might be why
Merat Spock warned you not to do it, but you just HAD to try the gas station sushi.
Merat Where will you be when the diarrhea strikes?
MLCoolJ Kevin Riley: (over intercom) And now I shall render "Kathleen"...ONE MORE TIME!
Van Gelder: Oh no you don't, mister. This ends NOW!
Mikey "Dammit, Shatner, I told you to quit singing!"
ktasay The voices in my head tell me to shoot you. Please don't let me listen to the voices!
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Who is this guy?"
Spock: "Logically, he is Arthur Dent. Who else would wear a bathrobe while hitchhiking through the galaxy?"
AdmiralM Blame the phaser not the lunatic.
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Clean up on the Bridge, please... clean up on the Bridge."
Van Gelder: "Make sure they bring an extra pair of shorts."
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Clean up on the Bridge, please... clean up on the Bridge."
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "I swear... I only had it on 'Level One'."
Spock: "Dr. Van Gelder... 'Level One' is the HIGHEST setting on your Phaser."
Van Gelder: "THAT explains a lot..."
Frankie Chestnuts Sulu: "Will you be careful with that thing... You'll put someone's eye out!"
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "Quick!! Tell me again!! Down two decks... left out of the turbolift... third door on the left..."
Sulu: "The SECOND door on the left is the Men's Room. The THIRD door is the Lady's Sauna."
Van Gelder: "THAT explains a lot... I hope they'll forgive, me."
Miss Marple Even Redshirts observe "Casual Fridays".
Miss Marple Sources claim Trump is distraught, angry, over the departure of Hope Hicks, who most insiders consider to be "his fourth wife".
Melanie seems OK with it.
Bird of Prey The face you make when you realize that you are wearing a red shirt in a Star Trek show...
AJ Who's the lnatic with the gun?
Oh, that's the only person in the world who thinks Star Trek Discovery is worth watching.
AJ Please feel threatened by my vacant, doped-out expression.
Blaster "It's high noon..."
mwhittington "That's not possible! That shirt had a duranium/titanium weave and could handle a Type III phaser rifle blast for 3 whole seconds, and yet, YOU, Captain Kirk, found a way to rip it to shreds like paper while wearing it!"
"It's a gift."
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "IBS... IBS.. IBS..."
Sulu (off screen): "Oh My!"
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "IBS... IBS.. IBS..."
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "Tell me quick... Where's the men's room?"
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "Shatner... Singing... Again..."
Cyrus Ramsay "Is this a phaser which I see before me or art thou but a phaser of the mind?"
Miss Marple Again taking "Casual Fridays" WAY TOO FAR.
Cyrus Ramsay Kirk (o/s) "Is this a hold-up?"
Van Gelder: "No, it's a science experiment."
EMH_MkI It is not a shirt but a robe. Therefore, I am immune.
Miss Marple Trump still thinks "more guns" is the answer.

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