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Bird of Prey Quark: ''I have always wanted to ask you...''
Kira: ''Yes?''
Quark: ''Can you sell me your earring? It looks very valuable. I might make a good profit reselling it.''
Cyrus Ramsay Quark and Kira practicing for the DS9 carrot-balancing contest.
Cyrus Ramsay Quark: C'mon, Major, can't you see that there is something between us?
Kira: Only this big orange bogie of yours.
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Major, you're sexy when you get angry."
Kira: "I get angry when you are here."
Quark: "Isn't it great that it works out like that."
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Why your romance with Odo? What is so awesome about him?''
Kira: ''He is exceptionally flexible.''
Quark: ''Now I regret that I have asked...''
Frankie Chestnuts SEXUAL TENSION
Wait... You don't see it?
Chromedome I can see your earwax from here.
Frankie Chestnuts STAR FLEET GENERAL ORDER #14
No member of the United Federation of Planets shall pound the crap out of a Ferengi within the full view of the public.
Frankie Chestnuts ATTITUDE:
You know it when you see it.
mwhittington Quark: I hate you!
Kira: I hate YOU!
Quark: Are you as turned on as I am?
Kira: Even more! (embraces each other, passionate kissing ensues)
jg Unwritten Rule of Acquisition #12
If you lock eyes with a Bajoran, don't look away. They see it as a act of weakness.
jjg Quark: Look, I killed hundreds of Cardassians. So, how about a little respect.
Kira: HA! You killed Cardassians. You served them.
Quark: I killed them through liver failure and bad decisions. You have your way, I have mine.
N'tran DS 12 Monster and Alien.
Macrozz77 Your in my personal space Quark! Back up or I'll stun you.
Carlos Maybe but i also have this pretty, big lobes.
Danish30 Quark:look, I can just give it a trim, bob it, a little at the back....
Kira:and you think I would trust a bald species with my hair WHY?
jg Quark: Of all the bars in this quadrant, you walk into mine.
Kira: I'm here to shut you down. Noise violations and for illegal gaming.
jg Kira: I find you disgusting.
Quark: Now Kira, aren't we past the flattery stage.
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Prove that you are not Odo!''
Kira: ''Prove that YOU are not Odo...''
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Because I refused to donate for an orphanage, Captain Sisko called me Scrooge. What is a Scrooge??''
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Kira... What do you say? We're PERFECT for each other."
Kira: "Well... You WOULD be the perfect target for my new Holosuite Combat Training Program... With the safety protocols disabled."
Bird of Prey Kira: ''Captain Sisko wants to do a theatre play for the Earth holiday Christmas. And he told me to ask you if you'd want to play the main character.''
Quark: ''Really, the starring role is for me? Wow! How is my character called?''
Kira: ''The Grinch.''
PegasusJF Quark: When I see you every morning I really wish I followed my cousins advice about going into weapons.
Bird of Prey Quark: ''Your religion is silly!''
Kira:''...says the guy who prays to an entity called the Blessed Exchequer .''
PegasusJF Quark came to loathe Thanksgiving when Kira decided his head resembled a turkey enough to use it as such.
PegasusJF NOG! Triple Espresso STAT!!!
PegasusJF After this disastrous encounter Quark made sure he had a complimentary cup of coffee at hand for when he first saw Kira in the morning.
The Geek Quark: "Oh yeah? Well not only is my nose more wrinkled than yours, but my forehead is as well!"
Kira: "Alright, you little troll. You win this one, but this is not over. Not by a long shot!"
McFortner Kira: F*ck you.
Quark: F*ck you.
Kira: F*ck you!
Quark: F*ck you!
Kira: F*CK YOU!
Quark: F*CK YOU!
Kira: ...My quarters, 10 minutes....
Bird of Prey Kira: ''If you and Gul Dukat were the last two men in the whole galaxy... I would choose Dukat.''
Quark: ''Ouch, THAT hurts!''
mwhittington Most people knew Quark had "Vulcan Love Slave", but nobody knew he had "Bajoran Pleasure Servant".
N'tran DS 12 Prominently Pictured: "Profit" and "Peed off"
PegasusJF Quark: I see you too one of my ideas and reinvented it to make it much more clever and simple, is there any chance I could profit any way from it?
Kira: No.
Frankie Chestnuts Armin and Nana, the EXACT instant they realize that they are wearing each other's nose prosthetic.
Jonesy "Oh, how we danced!"
Bird of Prey Kira: ''I am a customer with a complaint.''
Quark: ''Very well. But for security reasons - mainly my security - you have to go to more than one arm's length distance from me. So you can't reach my throat, you know?''
Tiberius Ever the practical joker, Odo originally planned on giving Kira a little scare just before their first kiss on the Promenade...
PegasusJF Kira: You're stepping on the Fecesian ambassador Quark.
Quark: It's ok, he likes it, it's like a back run for their species. I get along with them fine. We do good business.
In fact, they made me a honorary Fecesian.
Kira: ...
PegasusJF Kira: You're stepping on the Fecesian ambassador Quark.
PegasusJF Quark: Do not touch me, I am now the Ferengi Ambassador.
PegasusJF Quark didn't have the Stress Reliever Kit sign on his forehead, but his head was firm enough and Kira was certainly stressed enough.
Bird of Prey Quark: ''You are cute when you are angry. And you are always angry.''
Kenny (Quark) Major I'll tell you what you want if you rub my Lobs. (Major) I don't want a you as a pet! I want that name or ELSE!!!
Cailus As tempting as it was, the DS9 writers never went for the Quark/Kira romance. There simply wasn't enough whisky in the world to scrub that image from the audience's minds.
PegasusJF Guess who in this picture is really Odo!
PegasusJF Sha La La La La Bye oh Bye, You're a point too Shy, you need to...KISS THE GIRL!
PegasusJF After Kira found out this was Odo, she didn't talk to him for weeks.
PegasusJF Odo would sometimes play a game with his new love Kira. He would take a random form and surprise Kira by kissing her. However, there is this one time it backfired terribly."
captain scarlet Na, my nose is more riged than yours
Miss Marple Kira: By "some fungi", I meant some mushrooms. I did not mean some "fun GUY”, which would NEVER be you.
Bird of Prey Quark: ''You have to understand that I am a Ferengi. I won't give you anything without ANY form of payment.''
Kira: ''My form of payment will be me not punching you to a pulp.''
Quark: ''Fair enough. We have a deal!''
Andy RDM comments: Extra with sombrero disrupts confrontation scene between Shimerman and Visitor
HTA One Kiss! Please!
Bird of Prey Quark: ''I am a realist. For this fight, I placed my bet against myself.''
Frankie Chestnuts Announcer: "TONIGHT... On Celebrity Death Match..."
mckinneyc Ummm, Major that's not my hand on your hip!
N'tran DS12 "Quark unless you remove your hand from my hip, you'll never raise a glass again."
Kenny (Quark) Major, I'm sorry that Rom wore your underwear. (Major) Don't blame your brother since the security monitor caught you walking down the hall!
John pesce Stupid
Mr. Worf As Kira gassed into Quarkis eyes ..... she had this irresistible urge to rip his lobes off his head. Mainly because he had his hand on her grouch.
Miss Marple Is there an echo in here, or is it just you?
PegasusJF A Ferengi and Bajoran walk into a bar...
PegasusJF Quark: I want my manhood back.
PegasusJF Quark: I want my hand back.
Admiral Dunsel Star Trek: Deep Space 9: The Movie
A jaded nightclub owner at war-torn Deep Space 9, whose loyalties are put to the test when his old flame, Kira, reappears to seek Quark's help in escaping from the Cardassians.
Admiral Dunsel Kira: But what about us?
Quark: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Deep Space 9. We got it back last night.
Kira: When I said I would never leave you.
Quark: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
Here's looking at you kid.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira and Quark begin their daily dance. Usually, this ends up with Quark's face mashed into the Dabo table.
Miss Marple The Baj-Curious Holosuite Program. TASTE the rainbow!
PegasusJF Passive Aggressive converstion...IN SPAAAAAACCCCCEEEE!
AJ If that orange thing coming out of Quark's nose is what I think it is, I don't think I can keep this 'fairly clean'!
SpaceTruckin "it's called "Rule 34" Google it........."
Admiral Dunsel Prom Night dates we regret going on.
Admiral Dunsel Quark:
"Your ridges are so sublime! So subtle! So feminine!"
Miss Marple He has no idea that the "Bajoran Ear Pinch" isn't a good thing.
Ithekro Wait, are you trying to sell ME something, Major?
Andy The curious case of the people whose heads were wider than they were tall
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "My lobes aren't the only thing that are abnormally large...
You're standing on my feet."
PegasusJF It's high noon in the Promenade
MLCoolJ And Round #47 of the Deep Space Nine Staring Contest!
Bird of Prey Kira: ''How do you like my new hairstyle?''
Quark: ''Are you trying to make me hair-envious?''
PegasusJF Believe it or not, we are about three seconds from a passionite kiss and much dry heaving will be had by all!
PegasusJF Believe it or not, we are about three seconds from a passionate kiss.
PegasusJF You know the phrase don't kill the messenger, well when Quark draw the short straw to tell Kira about the new Monthly Caption update, it became apparent Kira does not know or care about that rule.
PegasusJF Kira: You know prosthetic lobes are a thing.
Quark: O.O
Miss Marple Quark is envisioning her slowly putting a lot more clothes on.
Miss Marple Kira: I am not looking down my nose at you, i’m just LOOKING at you.
Miss Marple Kira’s original character concept was supposed to be a sexy android that protected her perimeter by spewing orange flames from her nose. Alas, the CG technology was not up to the task.
PegasusJF Kira may be one, but she is more than capable of making any male into her one.
PegasusJF In Ferengi horror films, the vampire bites the lobes.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "I figured out what you need, Quark... A breath mint."
PegasusJF In future years: The name "Kira" was used to frighten young Ferengi males into behaving.
PegasusJF PegasusJF and Frankie Chesnuts trying to come up with the best jokes the quickest.
Frankie Chestnuts Sisko: "The finals for the DS-9 Staring Contest begins in 3... 2... 1..."
PegasusJF 20 years later Bashir: As you see, the Lobes of a Ferengi are very prominent on the males. They are, like human ears, composed of cartilage with very high blood vessel and nerve density. Unfortunately it leads to very painful bloody wounding that is very difficult to repair and transfusions are a necessity. This poor fellow was so badly hurt we had to amputate his lobes to save his life.
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see Kira sporting her "Lobe-do". It was all the rage on DS-9 for about 4 days.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "Quark, if you get any closer to me, you'll find your lobes on display in the Promenade.
PegasusJF Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Entry on Ferengi Lobes: You can use them to please or punish, your choice
PegasusJF Ferengi Horror Film
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Kira... you've got to tell me...Where do you get your hair done?"
PegasusJF War between the Sexes...IN SPACCCCEEEE!
PegasusJF Quark: Are not my lobes exquisite?
Kira: All I see are handles on a very large bulls-eye.
PegasusJF Soon after, helmets that protected ones lobes became all the rage.
PegasusJF Soon after this incident the 286th Rule of Acquisition was drafted: "Always have a helmet handy"
PegasusJF Quark (three seconds later): My God, It's full of stars
PegasusJF Many traveling Ferengi found themselves in the Vault of Eternal Destitution while their doctors enjoyed many eternities in the Divine Treasury
PegasusJF Quark: You can't hurt me, the law...
Kira: I AM THE LAW!!!
PegasusJF In the next scene, a high soprano scream shatters the glass and vents them all into space
PegasusJF Kira: You have at least three very sensitive areas within easy reach, tell me, is this where you want to be?
PegasusJF QuarK: Why yes, I am fully functional.
Kira (clenching fists): Let's do something about that...
PegasusJF Kira: Do you realize just how many ways I can kill you right now?
Cyrus Ramsay The size of your nasal wrinkles doesn't matter; it's what you do with them that's important.

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