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MR. WORF Oh Jesus , give me strength to talk to the horta . Wait ! What the hell that's not Vulcan !!! That's Christian !!!!! Jesus Christ !!
Miss Marple ... and God, please help me understand Rothko ...so I don't look like an ass out in public ...again.
Miss Marple ♫ Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
♫ Ooooh that smell
primoz Spock was kicked out of Vulcan Science Academy for being too emotional.He was later seen praying to human god: God please let me into the starfleet, I promise to annoy the captain of the ship.
DBB Spock: They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
DBB Nimoy collects himself in his trailer after Shatner's latest prima donna rant.
DBB Why do my fingers smell like cheese?
DBB Spock looks like someone's opening his search history.
Miss Marple Before digital remastering, that background looked FLAWLESS.
Horta not Vorta Out of his Vulcan Mind.....Back in Ten Minutes
PegasusJF "And that is what Christmas is all about Jim."
AJ Yes, I am absolutely sure. These really are fingers.
Bird of Prey Spock: ''Pffft! Pfffft! Oh, I seems that I lost the blade of grass!''
Niall Johnson Hmmm.... Biscuit or cake....
Bird of Prey Figure A: Vulcan male, meditating in order to refill his logic battery
Frankie Chestnuts Spock (to self): "Well, I do love plomeek soup... and I know nurse Chapel did it out of kindness... I think it's just logical that I throw the bowl at her."
Miss Marple Spock sniffs quietly, trying to remember if he used deodorant today.
Miss Marple Spock sniffs quietly, trying to discreetly check if it is just "wet paint” on his fingers.
Miss Marple Spock sniffs quietly, trying to remember if he used deodorant today.
SMELL-fies, in SPAAAAAAAAACE!
Bird of Prey Spock: ''Hmmm... It would be logical to cut my fingernails at the next available opportunity....''
AJ Please, please no lense flares!
MLCoolJ Move over, Philosoraptor!
EMH_MkI All those years on set and Nimoy FINALLY saw "Shatner was here" scratched onto the floor...
EMH_MkI On a desolate ice planet far, far, away... scribbled onto the floor were the words "Pray for Santa."
N'tran DS 12 T'was called the Time of Amok
This wedding and challenge of Spock's
Set up by T'Pring
Ends with Kirk dying
Except for McCoy and "Tri-Ox"
Lt What My mind to Santa's mind: for Christmas I would like a Vulcan action figure with a nerve pinch grip and flying enterprise ship and 3D chess set. Thank you Spock
The Geek Saavik: "Any advice, Admiral?"
Kirk: "Prayer, Mr. Saavik; the Klingons don't take prisoners."
Spock: "Hail Mary, full of grace..."
Kirk: "THANK YOU, SPOCK."
The Geek In a rare fit of irrationality, Spock prays for the existence of Santa Claus.
Frankie Chestnuts Praying...
IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!
Miss Marple Scenery painted by Mark Rothko's less successful cousin, Chuck.
Miss Marple ... and Please, God, don't let those crazy captioneers mock me in my moment of...
Miss Marple ... and Please, God, make me a better singer than Shatner.
Bird of Prey Spock: ''Dear Surak, I know it is illogical to pray to a long deceased mortal individual, but...''
Mikey "Dear Lord, please make Bill stop singing."
MLCoolJ What IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
dat guy "don't let uhura be pregnant"
C.W.Perkins "My mind to your mind."
Spock's way of getting in touch with himself.
The Geek "Yes... logic dictates that I engage in photography. And my subjects shall be women... large women."
The Geek As Kirk walks to his quarters with a girl on each elbow, Spock begins calculating the odds of the night not ending in a "diplomatic incident".
Miss Marple ... and Please, God, could I get a less creepy paint job...
MLCoolJ This is the church...this is the steeple...

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