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N'tran DS 12 How do you get a one armed Pakled out of a tree?
Wave at him.
Miss Marple Odo: What's the word for that?
Quark: There ARE no words for that.
captain tony bailey look at that spider it huge
Mr. Worf Quark & Odo stare out one of the windows , seeing a Little Red Sliegh pulled by 8 Raindeer coming out of the worm hole. MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone !!!
Miss Marple I’m just like you guys: I always feel a little intimidated when I work with tall women who have breasts larger than my head.
Miss Marple It is NOT your imagination: President Trump IS aging rapidly.
Miss Marple Quark: Put your eyes back into head Odo, That's just my grandmother.
Odo: What is she doing here?
Quark: Grandma come to live with us ...due to medicare cuts.
Odo: But why is she NAKED?
Quark: Because she is a LADY, not that you'd know anything about THAT!
Bird of Prey Quark: "Whoa! Who would have thought that you can fly a runabout indoors?"
mwhittington There's a reason why Quark hired dabo girls to clean the upper section of his bar while wearing miniskirts... especially when they bend over to pick up trash.
Bird of Prey Odo: "Who is that?"
Quark: "My newest dabo girl. I hired her because of her gorgeous legs that don't seem to end!"
Bryan Moore "I don't know, Rene, why DID the producers do another 'We got shrunk down' episode?"
Bryan Moore "Odo, look, it's Kira riding her 'Season 1 Poor Bajoran high horse' again"
Bird of Prey Quark: "That's the Nausicaan who is bullying me! Arrest him!"
Odo: "I'd need larger handcuffs for this..."
Cyrus Ramsay Quark: "When you look through those portals do you contemplate the vastness of space, the depth of eternity, the mystery of existence and wonder what it's all about?"
Odo: "No, I just note that Maintenance haven't cleaned the windows properly again."













MR. WORF Odo looked up seeing Kathleen Wynne dining upstairs. He was sure he would finally get to arrest this Bitch for crimes against Ontarians .!!!
Bird of Prey Odo: "What is this??"
Quark: "The hoo-mons like to see festive decoration around this time of the year. Thus, Quark's Bar proudly presents the largest Christmas tree this side of the wormhole!"
Miss Marple Quark: Not everyone looks down on you, Odo. It's mainly just those guys up there, ... and there, ... oh yeah, and there...
Bird of Prey Odo: "Did you know Morn has wings!?"
Quark: "I am as surprised as you are..."
Cyrus Ramsay Quark: "Who'd have though it; a 50 foot high Vulcan."
Odo: "So the animated series IS canon after all."
Cyrus Ramsay Odo: "I do wish Apollo would dress more decorously when he visits."
ehass40062 Great! Ensign Silva's pet Tarkalien Bat is loose again.
Bird of Prey Odo: ''Why is there hasperat... on the ceiling?''
Quark: ''Oh, that was all Morn's fault. He did... Morn has... It's hard to describe actually - but it was absolutely hilarious!''
Cyrus Ramsay Quark: "Well, there goes another tourist."
Odo: "If only they'd learn to use the air conditioning instead of opening the windows."
Noisy Bob "Look! What's that up there in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SUPER- oh, no, sorry. It's a bird."
Chromedome Hey guys, it's rude to stare ...
Chromedome Odo: "Can you smell something funny?"
Quark: "Yeah, I just dropped a huge smelly one."
Chromedome Big Ears & Big Nose gaze with awe at Big Butt
Chromedome "At least they didn't give us a caption like THAT!"
MR. WORF Quark with a sinister grin on his face , after slipping a Laxative into Odo's drink.
Bird of Prey Quark: "Wow! Of course I was aware that Dax isn't exactly short, but those high heel really make her look exceptionally tall!"
Chakotay's tattoo Well.... I've never seen the wormhole do that before
PegasusJF They can look high or low, but there are some Star Trek characters that there is absolutely no fan base love to be found
PegasusJF Quark: What are you looking for?
Odo: The smallest amount of fan base sympathy for Wesley Crusher
Quark: Heh, not having much luck are you?
Odo: It's GOTTA be here somewhere!
PegasusJF Quark: What are you looking for?
Odo: The smallest amount of fan base sympathy for Wesley Crusher
mwhittington Odo: How is Jake floating around the promenade like that!?
Quark: Oh, that? He wanted to try a new drink I acquired.
Odo: What's in it?
Quark : I can't tell you that! The inventor, Willy Wonka, swore me to secrecy!
Chakotay's tattoo *sniffs* she's here
EMH_MkI Odo: What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong
Quark: Nope, just MERRY CHRISTMAS!
ktasay Look! Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a.... Klingon?
N'tran DS 12 Watching the plane crash of the Trump Presidency.
Bird of Prey Odo: "You offer bungee jumping now?"
Quark: "The people love it! It drives crowds into my bar!"
Odo: "What if someone gets hurt?"
Quark: "Better them than me."
Odo: "They might sue you."
Quark: "OH GOD, STOP THE BUNGEE JUMPING AT ONCE!"
MLCoolJ After drinking too much Saurian brandy, Morn accepted a dare to fill one stomach with Diet Coke and the other one with Mentos. Two minutes later, everyone got to watch him rocket across the Promenade.
Frankie Chestnuts Odo:"I've NEVER seen a Dabo Girl that big."
Quark: "Shut up and have another drink."
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: “What the HELL is THAT?!
How'd that dang deal get here?!
Hey! Come on over here and look at this deal!”
Quark: “What the hell is that?”
Odo: “I don't know WHAT the hell that is!”
Quark: “What in the hell is THAT?!”
Odo: “Hey, you kids! Get away from there!”
Quark: “I would not mess with that thing…”
ODO: “Don't put your LIPS on it!”
Quark: “WHAT the hell is this?”
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Well... I've seen worse, but that's some serious water damage. You're going to need a plumber... a drywall guy... and a painter."
Quark: "Well... It was pretty messy... But it was worth it."
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Whoa... That's one BIG Dabo Girl..."
Quark: "Yes, it is."
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Whoa... That's one BIG Dabo Girl..."
Quark: "264th Rule of Acquisition: 'The bigger the Dabo Girl, the bigger the bet'."
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Whoa... That's one BIG Dabo Girl..."
Quark (speechless)
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Holy Crap! I don't think I've ever seen someone go through puberty while standing in the promenade."
Quark: "Ferengis mature very quickly."
Odo: "I was referring to Jake."
Quark: "Stupid hoo-mans..."
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "What the...? Is that Santa's sleigh being pulled by a shuttle craft??"
Bird of Prey Quark: "Aaaaand there he goes! Another one falling down from the upper level of the Promenade!"
Odo: "I have been telling everyone since the Cardassian Occupation that this flimsy balustrade is a security hazard - but does anybody ever listen to me!?"
PegasusJF Where's Morn?
PegasusJF A moment of profound wonder
Chakotay's tattoo The only scene in which we find... Odo does have boogers
Chakotay's tattoo Looks like Worf and Jadzia just finished their argument in the holosuite
MLCoolJ Quark and Odo watching the Alpha Quadrant's new reality show: "Keeping Up with the Cardassians".
Miss Marple Where's that Christmas music coming from?
Miss Marple Odo: That's not me.
Silent Bob The Great Bird of the Galaxy strikes again.
MLCoolJ Quark: Look! Up there!
Odo: *looks*
Quark: Ha ha, made you look!

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