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The Geek McCoy: "Be careful, Jim! She's just one high-kick from getting us slapped with an 'R' rating!"

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Captain 8472 “I told you, take me to your leader. Not make me do your laundry.”
Captain 8472 For the first time in his life, Kirk is actually trying to avoid a member of the female gender. Armored bulkheads are proving insufficient.
The Geek Illia: "I need your clothes, your ship, and your hairpiece."
Captain 8472 “I came in like a wreeeeecking balll….”
Captain 8472 Thou shall not speak ill of your robot overlords.
Horta not Vorta "Kirk unit, you will pleasure me."
Captain 8472 “You three! You will be my meat-shields. Now put on your red shirts!”
Frankie Chestnuts ♫[theme]♫
Eubanks: Now let’s meet our bachelorette… She’s Deltan… She’s bald… and she’s celibate! Let’s give a warm Dating Game welcome to Ilia!
Decker: Bald??
Kirk: Celibate??
Spock: Cool!
Frankie Chestnuts ♫[theme]♫
Welcome to The Dating Game
Hi! I’m Bob Eubanks. Let’s meet today’s bachelors. Bachelor number one is an up-and-coming Starfleet Commander. Let’s meet Will Decker. Number two is recently dropped out of the Kolinahr program on Vulcan. Mr. Logical himself… say hello to Spock. And you all recognize bachelor number three, fresh from Starfleet HQ, the admiral himself… James T. Kirk.
[applause]

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