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|AJ||After Trump took down Obamacare, the quality of artificial limbs degenerated quickly.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Geordi: "Hang on Tasha... my VISOR has GOT to be malfunctioning."|
|PegasusJF||Modern art still sucks in the 24th century.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shoulder pads... Feathered hair... Lethal weapons attached to your hands... God I love the 80's.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Georgi: "One last word of advise, Tasha... If you have an itch... Don't scratch."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Denise: "I've GOT to talk to the Props Department."|
|Miss Marple||In the future, sporks are a lot more complicated.|
|N'tran DS !2||Contemplating the damage this could do to Wesley Crusher...|
|jg||Geordie was getting nervous. Here he was, a member of Starfleet, wearing a redshirt, being near a spiky alien artifact. What could go wrong?|
|Harry Kim||Nailed it!|
|PegasusJF||Hitchikers Guide Entry on Ligon II KillBurr Shrub Seed Pod: A wierd metallic seed pod that sprouts up quickly from its equally quick sprouting parent, grabs on the fur of a passing animal and promptly kills it. The shrub is so numerous that romantic walks in the woods requires a large escort bearing blow torches and flamethrowers. Coincidentally, Ligon II suffers from chronic deforestation.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||In the latest re-boot of 'Mystery Science Theater 3000', not only was the Pearl Forrester character not believable, but the 'Crow T. Robot' character was actually frightening.|
|Merat||La Forge: "Should you be messing with that thing?"
Yar: "Don't worry about it. I'm a main character. I've got plot armor. And a yellow shirt."
|pravda||Klingon sex toys had a limited market outside the Empire.|
|MR. WORF||Gordie : What is that thing ?!
Tasha : It's the Klingon equivalent of an Emmy.
|Bird of Prey||Geordi: "I heard that you attended Doctor Crusher's theatre audition for 'Peter Pan'. How did it go?"
Tasha: "I auditioned for Wendy... and she gave me the role of Captain Hook."
|Miss Marple||Star Trek Puppeteer Safety public service poster #3:
Tasha demonstrates what NOT TO DO.
|Miss Marple||Coming soon on Netfix Originals:
"When Muppets Go Bad", starring Thorn, the Goth Muppet, voiced by Summer Glau.
|MLCoolJ||Tasha: It's my first ventriloquism puppet. What do you think, Geordi?
Geordi: I think I prefer Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
|Miss Marple||Geordi, to self: And I thought I had dating problems ...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"Careful with that axe, Eugene" and other obscure Pink Floyd references...
|MLCoolJ||Geordi and Tasha examine a representation of Paleogeminus armatus, the prehistoric armored tribble.|
|Merat||Yar: "I'm not sure this is a good look, Geordi. A blue-eyed blonde woman beating up a black woman on a planet of only black people. It seems a little problematical and racist. What do you think?"
Geordi: "Why are you asking me?"
Yar: "Well, you're black, so..."
Geordi: "Wait. I'm black!?"
|Merat||Yar: "What do you think of my new puppet, Geordi?"
La Forge: "Its... very nice."
Yar: "His name is Dragnol. He is my best friend. He tells me to do things, but I don't listen, usually."
La Forge: "Hey, that's great, oh look at the time, I need to go fix the engines."
Yar: "You're the pilot."
La Forge: "I.. gotta go become the chief engineer. Then I have to go fix the engines, so really busy..."
|Bird of Prey||Geordi: "When I suggested to prank the Captain by putting something in his chair, I was thinking more of a tribble or a whoopee cushion or something..."|
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